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Brad Stevens the Superhero
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:37:15 AM »

Offline KG Living Legend

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 It will be JR Smith who suffers from Olynyks maniacal tirade. This time Kelly goes Full MMA and twists JR's arm straight off with all his might, screaming and frothing at the mouth, while only two small ligaments keep the arm attached.
 A full riot ensues, and Lebron and Love start attacking poor Kelly, then Kelly does the unthinkable and pulls JR Smith's arm all the way off and smashes Lebron in the mouth with it causing him to lose four teeth.
 
 There is blood everywhere now from Smith's career ending injury, here comes Love with Smith's arm that he took from Kelly, just as he's about to land a devastating blow to Kelly's jugular, out of nowhere flying through the air comes Brad Stevens who nails Love with his patented five finger exploding heart technique, which leaves Love laying motionless.

 Stevens retrieves the arm from Love, sews Smith's arm back on, then revives Love just in time before his heart explodes. The end.

 
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Re: Kelly's out for Blood tonight!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2015, 04:52:08 AM »

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I hadn't read the book yet and now you have ruined the ending!!!
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Re: Kelly's out for Blood tonight!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2015, 02:15:27 PM »

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 Kelly will crush anyone in a Cavs uniform.
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Re: Brad Stevens the superhero
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2015, 02:59:35 PM »

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 Just tell me if nothing else an entertaining tale.
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Re: Brad Stevens the superhero
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2015, 03:40:35 PM »

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You are watching too many horror movies my friend.
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Re: Brad Stevens the superhero
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2015, 03:58:27 PM »

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 Oh come on you didn't chuckle at all.
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Re: Brad Stevens the superhero
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2015, 04:03:05 PM »

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I don't know about superheros, but Brad Stevens has a weapons system named after him:



This beauty is called the CBS Mark 18 Joint Anti-TANK weapon.

It is relatively new. It was first incorporated in the NBA in BOSTON in 2014-15 season. This beautiful, reliable, state of the art weapon system obliterated ANY shot at the team TANKING, and subsequently has produced a SAFE, WINNING culture in BOS.

There are talks about manufacturing MORE of these CBS's and sending some to Philadelphia. With the new management in place, they MAY be more receptive to using this technologically advanced gear.

Jalil Okafor is rumored to be BEGGING for one of these weapons.
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Re: Brad Stevens the Superhero
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2015, 05:50:03 PM »

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 TP Greenfaith that's awesome
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Re: Brad Stevens the Superhero
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2015, 12:01:22 AM »

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 I actually thought this thread would get a little more love. SM me feeling disappointed :'(
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