Outlandish Celtics Stats

[Hemingway]

Ok, so some of you may know, I'm not a stats guy at all. Forget advanced stats, I don't even check the box scores. I watch every minute of every game, but the only stats that matter to me are if anyone is in the bonus yet at any particular time. So to be clear, some of these outlandish stats may not be totally accurate. Some may not even be stats. Feel free to add your own.




Even Turner is shooting 0% from the 3 and 100% from everything between a 3 and a layup.

Kelly O is averaging 10 fouls per game.

Crowder is wanted by the police for questioning in regards to stealing basketballs.

The Celtics have won or lost every game by over 20 points.

IT is leading the league in points per heigh.

Jerebko recored a stretch of 0 for 100 shooting while still being an asset on the floor.

At times, Bradley's shot has literally been on fire.

Sully's Big Mac consumption is down 63%.

[Denis998]

I find that the stats are half the fun

[Celtics18]

Ok, so some of you may know, I'm not a stats guy at all. Forget advanced stats, I don't even check the box scores. I watch every minute of every game, but the only stats that matter to me are if anyone is in the bonus yet at any particular time. So to be clear, some of these outlandish stats may not be totally accurate. Some may not even be stats. Feel free to add your own.




Even Turner is shooting 0% from the 3 and 100% from everything between a 3 and a layup.

Kelly O is averaging 10 fouls per game.

Crowder is wanted by the police for questioning in regards to stealing basketballs.

The Celtics have won or lost every game by over 20 points.

IT is leading the league in points per height.

Jerebko recored a stretch of 0 for 100 shooting while still being an asset on the floor.

At times, Bradley's shot has literally been on fire.

Sully's Big Mac consumption is down 63%.

I'm sure the bolded one is actually true.