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Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« on: November 07, 2015, 08:36:12 PM »

Offline sofutomygaha

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Milwaukee Bucks at Brooklyn Nets
Saturday, November 7, 2015
8:30 PM ET
Internet: sketchy streaming sites with splash ads
TV: NBATV? or something?
At the Brooklyn taxpayer stadium of Moscow


BROOKLYN
Probable Starters
Brook Lopez. The rest of those guys, lets be honest, are probably not starters.

Nets Reserves

Bargnani, Thomas Robinson, and a 200mL of Crown Royal

Head Coach
This guy


MILWAUKEE
Probable Starters 
PG: Ennis
SG: Middleton
SF: the GF
PF:  Jabari Parker
C: Greg Monroe

Bucks Reserves
A bunch of players who should definitely be starting ahead of Greg Monroe, Jabari Parker, and Tyler Ennis. What's going on here, guys?

Head Coach
This guy



Injuries

Alan Anderson (ankle) out
Martell Webster (hip) out

Game Notes
The Bucks are a solid team, maybe a good one, but the Nets just put on a scrappy performance to almost come back against the Lakers last night before getting crushed by 50-year old Kobe Bryant... so... there's that.

Key Matchups
vs 
Brook Lopez vs Greg Monroe
In a game where Milwaukee will feed Monroe more than they should while Brooklyn refuses to feed Lopez enough, hahahahahahahahahbrooklynomg.

Keys to the Game
Be terrible -  The Nets rank dead last in the league in offensive efficiency and 26th in the league in defensive efficiency. They will need to continue in this vein to ensure a losing margin in double digits.

Don't be any good - Brook Lopez could do some serious damage against against a suddenly toothless Milwaukee defense running a front court featuring Greg Monroe and Jabari Parker. In order to minimize any chance of victory, Jarrett Jack and Joe Johnson will need to remember that they are who the Brooklyn fan came to see and go get theirs.

X-Factors
The new Bucks - The Bucks are a fun team loaded with talent, but their 2014-15 chemistry has been disrupted by the additions of Monroe and the newly-returned Jabari Parker. Furthermore, their defense misses its captain in Pachulia, and the Greek Freak has induced some growing pains as he becomes a focus for the offense.

The Nets bench - If Andrea Bargnani figures out a way to score negative points, it could create a singularity where the rules of basketball cease to apply.

Injuries - Unfortunately for the Nots, Jarrett Jack is healthy and expected to start over Phil Pressey wannabe Shane Larkin.

Parker is still on a minutes restriction and starting point guard Michael Carter-Williams may miss a third straight game with a sprained ankle. Fortunately, center John Henson is back on the floor and killed the Knicks last night.
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Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2015, 08:41:41 PM »

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This is the best thing I've ever seen on CB. If I could give 100 TPs I would, but I can't so here's 1 ;D.

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2015, 08:42:01 PM »

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Hilarious thread!  ;D

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2015, 08:43:41 PM »

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lets go buckssssssssssss
It takes me 3hrs to get to Miami and 1hr to get to Orlando... but I *SPIT* on their NBA teams! "Bless God and bless the (Celts)"-Lady GaGa (she said gays but she really meant Celts)

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2015, 08:44:50 PM »

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Please thank FLCeltsFan with me if you see him/her. I ripped off most of the template from those beautiful game thread.

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2015, 08:46:23 PM »

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yeah giannissssssssssssssssssssss
It takes me 3hrs to get to Miami and 1hr to get to Orlando... but I *SPIT* on their NBA teams! "Bless God and bless the (Celts)"-Lady GaGa (she said gays but she really meant Celts)

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2015, 08:56:01 PM »

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singularity thing made me chuckle..

Go bucks, nice unis.
"Gimme the ball, gimme the ball". Freddy Quimby, 1994.

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2015, 08:56:45 PM »

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This is awesome lol.

11/7 fear the deer!

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2015, 09:00:02 PM »

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Woo Lets go bucks!
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Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2015, 09:00:12 PM »

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Well...the nets look ....more alive .....than I'd expected after the intense game with LA.

I just gotta thunk....

How many games can Lopez play 40 minutes a nite.

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2015, 09:02:50 PM »

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Lopez is just huge human ...

He takes up so much space ...just being there helps , even if he doesn't play defense

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2015, 09:06:23 PM »

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Hilarious game thread write up, TP.

The Bucks look less than impressive, that's for sure.  I hope they play this way against us next game.

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2015, 09:06:26 PM »

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Bucks look TURRible

I ve been watching like seems 10 minutes .....wow final bucks score......

Mil ...building a brick city

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2015, 09:09:24 PM »

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Where is Parker .....

Re: Game thread (11/7): Brooklyn Nets vs. Milwaukee Bucks
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2015, 09:09:39 PM »

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Bucks look TURRible

I ve been watching like seems 10 minutes .....wow final bucks score......

Mil ...building a brick city

Bucks are making the Nets look like worldbeaters so far, that's for sure.
My biases, in order of fervor:
Pro:
Smart, Brown, Hayward, Tatum, Kemba, Grant Williams, Sleepy Williams, Edwards!

Anti:
Kanter, Semi, Theis, Poierier