Milwaukee Bucks at Brooklyn Nets
Saturday, November 7, 2015
8:30 PM ET
Internet: sketchy streaming sites with splash ads
TV: NBATV? or something?
At the Brooklyn taxpayer stadium of Moscow


BROOKLYN
Probable Starters
Brook Lopez. The rest of those guys, lets be honest, are probably not starters.

Nets Reserves
Bargnani, Thomas Robinson, and a 200mL of Crown Royal

Head Coach
This guy


MILWAUKEE
Probable Starters 
PG: Ennis
SG: Middleton
SF: the GF
PF:  Jabari Parker
C: Greg Monroe

Bucks Reserves
A bunch of players who should definitely be starting ahead of Greg Monroe, Jabari Parker, and Tyler Ennis. What's going on here, guys?

Head Coach
This guy



Injuries
Alan Anderson (ankle) out
Martell Webster (hip) out

Game Notes
The Bucks are a solid team, maybe a good one, but the Nets just put on a scrappy performance to almost come back against the Lakers last night before getting crushed by 50-year old Kobe Bryant... so... there's that.

Key Matchups
vs 
Brook Lopez vs Greg Monroe
In a game where Milwaukee will feed Monroe more than they should while Brooklyn refuses to feed Lopez enough, hahahahahahahahahbrooklynomg.

Keys to the Game
Be terrible -  The Nets rank dead last in the league in offensive efficiency and 26th in the league in defensive efficiency. They will need to continue in this vein to ensure a losing margin in double digits.

Don't be any good - Brook Lopez could do some serious damage against against a suddenly toothless Milwaukee defense running a front court featuring Greg Monroe and Jabari Parker. In order to minimize any chance of victory, Jarrett Jack and Joe Johnson will need to remember that they are who the Brooklyn fan came to see and go get theirs.

X-Factors
The new Bucks - The Bucks are a fun team loaded with talent, but their 2014-15 chemistry has been disrupted by the additions of Monroe and the newly-returned Jabari Parker. Furthermore, their defense misses its captain in Pachulia, and the Greek Freak has induced some growing pains as he becomes a focus for the offense.

The Nets bench - If Andrea Bargnani figures out a way to score negative points, it could create a singularity where the rules of basketball cease to apply.

Injuries - Unfortunately for the Nots, Jarrett Jack is healthy and expected to start over Phil Pressey wannabe Shane Larkin.

Parker is still on a minutes restriction and starting point guard Michael Carter-Williams may miss a third straight game with a sprained ankle. Fortunately, center John Henson is back on the floor and killed the Knicks last night.