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2016 Tank Slogan
« on: November 07, 2015, 08:17:57 AM »

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Give-ins for Simmons!

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Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2015, 08:29:30 AM »

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How about we let Brooklyn do the tanking for us and we just play good ball?

Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2015, 08:59:29 AM »

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My two favorite teams this season are the Celtics and whoever is playing the Nets.  As others have said, that is the beauty of this.  We don't have to tank.  I remember one season where the Celtics at the bottom, Ainge offered to swap picks with another team that was also at the bottom.  I forget the details.  Anyway, I think the Celtics should try to trade their pick, say with someone like Milwaukee, and then all this tank-talk could stop (for both teams)

Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2015, 10:32:01 AM »

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I posted this earlier, but I think "Schadenfreude for Simmons" is a good one.

Someone riffed off it and created "Skalenfreude" which fits better, but only if you'd prefer Skal to Simmons, which I don't.

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Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2015, 12:18:05 PM »

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Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2015, 12:28:14 PM »

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I posted this earlier, but I think "Schadenfreude for Simmons" is a good one.

Someone riffed off it and created "Skalenfreude" which fits better, but only if you'd prefer Skal to Simmons, which I don't.

#Schadenfreude4Simmons

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Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2015, 12:42:53 PM »

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Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2015, 01:17:22 PM »

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Despair for Labissiere.

I literally laughed out loud.

Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2015, 01:18:16 PM »

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How about we let Brooklyn do the tanking for us and we just play good ball?

I'm not saying the Celtics should tank, this motto is for the teams that inevitably will.

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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2015, 01:34:21 PM »

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How about we let Brooklyn do the tanking for us and we just play good ball?

I'm not saying the Celtics should tank, this motto is for the teams that inevitably will.

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Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2015, 01:54:50 PM »

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With a Russian owner, the Nets tank for YOU.

Okay it's not the snappiest catch phrase but it's been so long since I've posted and I'm a little rusty.

Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2015, 10:19:02 PM »

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How about......we just beat the crud out of the Pelicans and the Sixers lost by 51 to a banged up Spurs, so tanking is for suckers.

Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2015, 10:30:08 PM »

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Despair for Labissiere.

Frown for Brown.  Yours way better and obviously i'm just piggybacking.

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Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2015, 06:06:14 PM »

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The Celtics don't tank, they sometimes develop young talent .

Re: 2016 Tank Slogan
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2015, 06:59:47 PM »

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