Here's my joke trade proposal:
The Celtics trade Marcus Smart, Avery Bradley, Isaiah Thomas, Jared Sullinger, Tyler Zeller, and both future Brooklyn firsts for Demarcus Cousins and Carl Landry, giving Karl an instant starting lineup that made the playoffs, subbing in Rudy Gay for Evan Turner.
Team is:
Rozier/Pressey
Hunter/Young
Turner/Crowder/Wallace
Bass/Jerebko/Olynyk
Cousins