Riley still in mourning that his meal ticket to catch Phil Jackson's ring total disappeared like a thief in the night, Miami should be thankfully there is a Stepien rule in place otherwise he would totally screw them over in his failed pursuit of it.
Good times
I see what you did there, lol.

TP. As for the 'article'

itself, meh. I hate Pat Riley and have never been a fan of Wind bag, either, but if South Park is going to criticize Riley's comments towards Lebron, can he at least make sure that he does it properly, lol?

This passage is what I'm talking about -
Riley's career defined it. He made a name for himself as a coach thanks to an incredible opportunity to steer a loaded Magic Johnson-led roster as his first NBA job. Then he bolted the Lakers when a prime broadcasting job opened up at NBC.
Um, Brian, he didn't just up and leave the Lakers, who had the best record in the league that year before losing to the Suns in 5 games in the second round. No one in their right mind would leave such a position of their own accord. He didn't 'bolt' nor did he leave - he was fired, after the players finally tuned him out. 89-90 to the Lakers was like 82-83 to the Celtics, as Riley became ever more controlling, crazy, and egotistical, and finally, everyone had had enough of his crap. That's what happened. Sigh.
Btw, who would ever hire Pat Riley as a motivational speaker, lol?

Wow. He's nuts.