Here's what Brad is NOT going to say in that situation:
Reporter: "You guys have a lot of draft picks and cap space... what do you want to add?"
Brad: "Dude you already know the answer. Everyone knows the answer. A rim protector. This team is DESPERATE for a rim protector. It's a worst-kept secret than Kevin Spacey's sexuality. We haven't had a quality rim protector in half a decade and that's only if you're including Kendrick Perkins and his 3 inch vertical. Obviously, we need a rim protector. What a stupid question. This team is so desperate for a rim protector. I mean, we had Kelly Olynyk and his stunted T-Rex Arms starting half the season at center. It was ridiculous. No disrespect to Tyler Zeller (who played admirably last season), but he's a garbage rim protector. There's only a handful of rim protectors in this league, though. Listen, Boston will stop at nothing to add a rim protector this summer. If you're one of the handful of teams that has one, call us... we'll give up half our team for one. In fact, if we fail to get a rim protector this summer, you might as well bring it up incessantly for the next 12 months as fuel for criticizing Danny Ainge... and while you're at it, you might as well say your farewells to me, because I'm not sticking around in the NBA on a hopeless rim-protectorless team when those big NCAA programs start calling. Look, if you're a team drafting from 5-8 and can't make up your mind who the draft... let me make it easy for you. Take Willie Cauley Stein... then chain us up and grab your ball gag, because we're effectively your Anastasia Steele, Mr. Grey. We'll do whatever you say. We need a rim protector like a midget needs platform shoes *eyes dart around the room nervously*... sorry, was just making sure Thomas wasn't around the hear that one. Dear Sacramento, enjoy the entire Boston Celtic roster and 50 draft picks, yours truly, Brad Stevens and DeMarcus Cousins. We're desperate, man. Listen, if you're Bismack Biyombo's agent... congrats... look forward to your client's 40 million dollar payday if we fail to land Aldridge or Gasol. Omer Asik... you thought your last contract was absurd?... wait until you see what Boston is prepared to offer you if all other avenues fail. We need a rim protector. I can't stress this enough. We need one."
But obviously he can't say that... so he went with the broad "we need versatility and scoring" which is just a step above, "Well, we have a lot of areas we can improve. We just need to add guys who can play basketball."