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dolphins signed all major free agents according to local paper
« on: March 05, 2015, 05:59:51 PM »

Offline Hawkeye199

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Re: dolphins signed all major free agents according to local paper
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...According to local paper clearly labeled as satire.
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Re: dolphins signed all major free agents according to local paper
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Offline Lucky17

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Oh, dear.
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Re: dolphins signed all major free agents according to local paper
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How much fun would it be if there was an alternative sports news world where everyone just denied the mainstream stories in favor of these?

You poor sheeple think Maurice Jones Drew retired. We know he's secretly deflating balls for the Colts on their kick return team.
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Re: dolphins signed all major free agents according to local paper
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You'd think that the fact that free agency hasn't started yet would be a dead giveaway...  ::)
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