Just Say Mean Things About The Mavs/Cavs/Nets '16 Teams

[Nerf DPOY]

Dirk Nowitzki will be 37 1/2. Tyson Chandler's health is even more uncertain than Dirk's. Rondo will have torpedoed that offense and Parsons and Ellis are a couple of 2nd round draft pick chumps who won't be able to save them in a perennially tough West .



I encourage everyone to say mean things about the Nets and Cavs as well. I don't know a heck of a lot about Black Magic, but if enough people concentrate enough negative energy, maybe something awful can befall these teams...for just the '15-16 season. I'm not a monster.

[guava_wrench]

Deron and his "ankles" will be traded for a trade exception for cap relief, with Lopez thrown in to make Deron's contract palatable. Prokhorov will go bankrupt as the Ruble continues to plummet.

Rondo, after Dallas is knocked out in the first round due to a failed attempt to integrate him, signs elsewhere as Cuban is unwilling to pay the big bucks.

[guava_wrench]

After winning a title for Clev in 2014-2015, Lebron channels Jordan and decides to play TE for the Browns in hopes of bringing a title to Cleveland in a second sport. Love and Irving put up historic offensive numbers as the Cavs miss the playoffs in 2016.

[Nerf DPOY]

After winning a title for Clev in 2014-2015, Lebron channels Jordan and decides to play TE for the Browns in hopes of bringing a title to Cleveland in a second sport. Love and Irving put up historic offensive numbers as the Cavs miss the playoffs in 2016.

I don't like this, as he'd be available come February. Can't you throw in a torn ACL in the Super Bowl?

[jpotter33]

After winning a title for Clev in 2014-2015, Lebron channels Jordan and decides to play TE for the Browns in hopes of bringing a title to Cleveland in a second sport. Love and Irving put up historic offensive numbers as the Cavs miss the playoffs in 2016.

I think you lost me when you said Cleveland will win the 2015 NBA title. Other than that, it's all very plausible.