Here's my plan:
I'm going with David Fisher from 6 feet under is my lead.
 Dexter will be my best friend , however he will act more as an alter ego. 
 Dexter will operate out of the Morgue the guise of David Fisher funeral home owner.  I reserve the right to somehow turn this into a comedy.  I think it can be done.  And I'm just the guy to do it.