I will try. How is this?
3 way trade with Lakers and Warriors.
Then 3 way trade with Cavs and Wolves.
Rondo to Lakers with 15 Clippers pick for 7 and Nash.
7 and Olynyk and 15 Philly pick for Thompson and Bass/Anthony/Bogans for Lee.
Then Lee and Green and Sullinger and #6 to Cavs, Varajeo and Klay Thompson and T Thompson and Waiters to Wolves, Love and Martin and #1 to Boston.
Cavs get 2018 Nets pick. Wolves get 2016 Nets pick.
Throw everything we have at getting Parker and Love. Resign Bradley. Get Asik with TPE. Wallace is at SF. Use exceptions to get 2 bench players.
Cavs get Embiid or Vonleh at 6. For moving down they get Sullinger and picks and they swap Varajeo for Lee. Get Green at SF and Bennett can move to PF.
Wolves get Waiters, K Thompson, and T Thompson with Varajeo and picks for Love.
Pairing up Love and Parker sounds tempting, but there is no way Love stays long-term if we trade away Rondo.