Honestly you have no idea what you're talking about.
Really? Ok, lets me humour you and take a look at your points.
That line up has scoring
Where?
Rondo has never been more than a 14 PPG scorer and is a liability from outside the three point line.
Martin is a legit scorer - fair call.
Deng was far inferior to Green last season offensively (14 PPG, 43% FG, 30% 3PT)
Love is a legit scorer - fair call.
Asik has never scored more than 12 points per 36 minutes in his entire career.
That's a team with two scorers and three non-scorers. Not exactly the Miami Heat.
defensiveness toughness
Where is the defensive toughness?
The only two players on that team with any defensive capabilities (i.e. who are not defensive liabilities) are Deng and Asik.
Rondo has been comically bad defensively the past two seasons, Love is one of the worst defensive bigs in the entire NBA, and Kevin Martin is Love's defensive equivalent at the SG spot.
How does that defense even come close to matching the defense of a team like Chicago or Indiana?
and size
Where's the dominant size? The only guys with useful size are Asik and Deng.
Rondo is 6'1" which is short even for a PG, and his length hasn't helped lately because his defense the past 2 seasons has been attrocious.
Kevin Martin is 6'7" but hardly plays like it - his a horrible defender and a terrible rebounder.
Love is practically the same size as Sullinger (one inch taller but with a much shorter wingspan), who has been destroyed by bigger PF's and centers all season long.
Asik and Deng have good size for their position, but Asik has been a barely-above-average shot blocker most of his career (1.7 blocks per 36 minutes).
it's probably the best rebounding team in the NBA and has 3 excellent three point shooters to spread the floor for Rondo penetrate.
I'll give you the rebouding argument (it would be a fantastic rebounding team), but who are your three excellent three point shooters?
Rondo shot 29% from three last season 25% for his career
Martin shot 39% from three last season 39% for his career (fair call)
Deng shot 30% from three last season and 33% for his career
Love shot 38% from three last season and 35% for his career
Asik shot 0% from three last season and has never made a three in his life
* Deng shot a lower percentage from three than Gree did last year
* Love shot only a 2% higher percentage from three than Olynyk did last year
The only guy you can make an argument for being an 'Excellent three point shooter" (if you take in to account both last season and their overall career) is Kevin Martin. Kevin Love is a good three point shooter (but not excellet) and Deng has shot over 35% from three only four times in his 12 year career.
It's got 3 All Stars in a terrible eastern conference and wipes the floor with a team like Chicago or Atlanta.
Who are the three all stars?
* Did Rondo make the All Star team last year?
* Did Martin make the All Star team last year?
* Did Deng make the All Star team last year?
* Did Asik make the All Star team last year?
No.
The team has one All-Star and that is Love. Sure it has three "Former" all stars, but if you want to use that argument you can also say Brooklyn had Five (!!!) All Stars - Deron, Joe Johnson, Pierce, KG and Lopez. Based on your logic they should have guaranteed to make the Finals and win the East. What, they didn't? Oh, really?
Deng is far more consistent than Green and has a better overall game- he's an All Star and Green's been lucky to make the All Star ballot.
Was. Deng WAS an All-Star.
Deng is not far more consistent than Green. Look at his games this season and look how much his scoring numbers bounce around like a bobble head in a rally car. Deng is every bit as inconsistent as Green is, with the only difference being that Green still has the capabilities to have the occasional dominant (30-40 point) offensive game, which Deng does not. Deng has also missed 20% of his games over the past two seasons, while Green has not missed a single game due to injury. Defensively, these days, they are about on par.
You're sadly mistaken, in fact you're comical in your analysis.
Really?
Because if you think that team is beating either Indiana or Miami in a 3 game series (regular season or playoffs) then I'm sorry, but it's your analysis that is the comical one.