It feels like Green's been reading these threads about him.
If I actually thought he was reading these threads, I'd break the rules and start cussing him. 
don't let that hold you back Chief!
Wow wow now, not like that :p
Look, if we had definite proof he was reading these, sure, I'd consider a cussword or two. But we don't. So mind the language :p
Just sayin' :p