ONLY guy on our squad with a LEGIT nick-name
Everyone knows guys with no nicknames are not good players. Get real.
Actually, I'm 100% real. I know it's the internet but erm, yeah. I actually exist. Have a job, a girlfriend, you know, a life and all that. Now, I really don't want to go all existential and stuff, but I'm pretty sure that helps prove that I am real.
Thanks for your concern though
