So I came into this thread, and read it from the bottom up. Based on everyone's responses I thought he must have left Rondo off the list or something.
What I find most funny is this is coming from Gary Payton. This isn't John Stockton making these statements. This is a guy who had 9 assists a game just one time in his entire career. A guy who had that mythical 700 assist year just twice. A guy who was a 20 point per game scorer 7 times in his career.
To be fair, you could probably argue 2 more 700 assist years for him if you really wanted too. '99 was a 50 game season, and he was averaging 8.72, that translates out to 715 for the year (and Payton rarely missed games, probably unlikely he would miss any due to injury over an additional 32 games).
Then in '03 he was doing 8.8 with Seattle over 52 games, got traded to Milwaukee (losing 2 games in the process), then his assists dropped to 7.4 while sharing PG duties with Sam Cassell.
So a lockout and a midseason trade to a team where he was paired with another All-Star caliber pg, probably cost him 2 more. Those aren't like injures which happen regularly, those are a couple of pretty abnormal occurrences.
Give him the benefit of the doubt on those, and he likely has 4, not that bad. How many guys have more than 4? Give him 4 and he's right behind only:
Stockton had 12
Magic had 10
Nash has 7
Kidd had 7
Oscar Robertson had 7
Isiah Thomas had 5
Tied with: Deron Williams, Kevin Johnson, Mark Jackson, Muggsy Bogues, and Terry Porter
Not as bad as it initially seems I think. Even if you just credit him with 3 or 2, not that bad of company. Dude is 8th all time on the assist list.
But really Moranis, I'm just being difficult and giving you a hard time

Like others have said I think he's just doing the typical exaggerating that most people do, my day was so much better, yada, yada, yada.