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Jason Kidd simultaneously uses phone while sitting in chair leaning forward
« on: August 14, 2013, 05:09:14 PM »

Offline Eric M VAN

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They said it couldn't be done. ::)
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"Because there are no fours."
-- Antoine Walker when asked why he shoots so many threes

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd

Re: Jason Kidd simultaneously uses phone while sitting in chair leaning forward
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2013, 05:20:04 PM »

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He's a madman.

EDIT: also, I have a better Cisco IP Phone than Jason Kidd does.
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Re: Jason Kidd simultaneously uses phone while sitting in chair leaning forward
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2013, 05:25:08 PM »

Offline Eric M VAN

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Also note how clean his desk is, none of that silly paperwork or computer stuff to distract him from doing whatever it is he does.

Next week, they're plugging in the phone and going to let him attempt dialing without strangling himself with the cord.
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"Because there are no fours."
-- Antoine Walker when asked why he shoots so many threes

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd

Re: Jason Kidd simultaneously uses phone while sitting in chair leaning forward
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2013, 05:55:10 PM »

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TP for some good old high-quality snarkin'.  Could use some more of that around here other than towards each other in political topics.


EDIT: Tried to come up with some kind of joke about Jason Kidd peroxide-dyeing the top of his phone or something.  Conclusion: can't be done.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2013, 06:34:15 PM by foulweatherfan »
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2013, 07:51:22 PM »

Offline moiso

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No way that's a real action shot.  He's posing for a picture.  Everything is too clean and perfect including his outfit.
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Re: Jason Kidd simultaneously uses phone while sitting in chair leaning forward
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2013, 08:00:11 PM »

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Quote from: Eric M VAN on August 14, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
Also note how clean his desk is, none of that silly paperwork or computer stuff to distract him from doing whatever it is he does.

Next week, they're plugging in the phone and going to let him attempt dialing without strangling himself with the cord.

Maybe if he does well with the desk, they are also going to give him some walls and a floor.
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2013, 08:14:55 PM »

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His desk is in front of Prokhorov's desk. Proky throwing paper balls at him from time to time.
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2013, 08:30:02 PM »

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Can someone with talent please photoshop this so that the phone cord is disconnected from the base?
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Re: Jason Kidd simultaneously uses phone while sitting in chair leaning forward
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2013, 09:10:03 PM »

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Quote from: Eric M VAN on August 14, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
Also note how clean his desk is, none of that silly paperwork or computer stuff to distract him from doing whatever it is he does.

Next week, they're plugging in the phone and going to let him attempt dialing without strangling himself his wife with the cord.

fixed it for you.

haha i kid, i kid
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2013, 09:16:08 PM »

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Quote from: Eric M VAN on August 14, 2013, 05:09:14 PM
They said it couldn't be done. ::)

I'm positive this was photoshopped. There's like a million things wrong with this pic
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2013, 09:33:24 PM »

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It had been photo shopped, this is the original

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"Because there are no fours."
-- Antoine Walker when asked why he shoots so many threes

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd

Re: Jason Kidd simultaneously uses phone while sitting in chair leaning forward
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2013, 12:21:10 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2013, 02:06:32 AM »

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Quote from: Eric M VAN on August 14, 2013, 09:33:24 PM
It had been photo shopped, this is the original


Brilliant.

Talking on the phone is not among the top 10 action shots you want of a coach. GM maybe, but not coach.

Could be worse though. Could be like those dudes who hold the mobile phone speaker to their mouth whenever they talk.
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2013, 03:38:30 AM »

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no desk top computer..no lap?

wow

how he gonna log in too Celtic's Blog and see what we think about him coaching Kev n Paul

smh
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2013, 08:24:26 AM »

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Quote from: Eric M VAN on August 14, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
Also note how clean his desk is, none of that silly paperwork or computer stuff to distract him from doing whatever it is he does.

Next week, they're plugging in the phone and going to let him attempt dialing without strangling himself with the cord.

just so long as he doesnt beat the phone.
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