Breaking: A source close to me...

[Yogi]

A VERY reliable source close to me has reported that Rondo has captured the Loch Ness Monster, thus earning all the riches in Scotland.  He refuses to share his reward with Doc Rivers who drew up the play.  Doc has revealed he would only coach the Celtics if Rondo is traded for a strong inside presence.  The Celtics are in talk with Orlando for the number 2 overall, so they can draft Big Foot.  Cleveland is demanding two future third round picks. 

[CelticConcourse]

Not even funny.

[blink]

OK I thought it was funny.  So many crazy media reports.  People should really become more skeptical of things that completely don't make sense.

[Ogaju]

A VERY reliable source close to me has reported that Rondo has captured the Loch Ness Monster, thus earning all the riches in Scotland.  He refuses to share his reward with Doc Rivers who drew up the play.  Doc has revealed he would only coach the Celtics if Rondo is traded for a strong inside presence.  The Celtics are in talk with Orlando for the number 2 overall, so they can draft Big Foot.  Cleveland is demanding two future third round picks.

So Yogi is 'the situation'. Who would have known 'the situation' posts here?

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mike-the-situation.jpg

[LatterDayCelticsfan]

Pity, Minesota have bird rights over big foot, and with Rubio on their team, Rondo won't get the deal done. Maybe a 3 teamer with San Antonio for Jesus.

[dreamgreen]

I just heard Chris Paul is demanding to be the new commissioner after capturing a Gray Alien!

[manl_lui]

love it

[manl_lui]

Pity, Minesota have bird rights over big foot, and with Rubio on their team, Rondo won't get the deal done. Maybe a 3 teamer with San Antonio for Jesus.

it's ok, we can draft a yeti or two from China...maybe Yi Jianlian or Yao has connections

[Yogi]

I just heard Chris Paul is demanding to be the new commissioner after capturing a Gray Alien!

Under questioning, the alien revealed that he was after Rondo who had escaped his home planet after breaking a flat-screen TV over his coach's head for beating him in a game of connect 4. 

[esel1000]

Big foot would be a terrible pick with #2... bust in the making. According to Chris Broussard and his sources, the Cavs have made it clear that they're taking Chuck Norris with the number 1 overall pick.

If we're obtaining the #2 pick in this draft for Rondo, the next best prospect available is clearly Batman. I trust Danny to make the right decision.

I hope we can make a trade for Blake Griffin's Kia Optima though. Good for a rebuild

[European NBA fan]

Big foot would be a terrible pick with #2... bust in the making. According to Chris Broussard and his sources, the Cavs have made it clear that they're taking Chuck Norris with the number 1 overall pick.

If we're obtaining the #2 pick in this draft for Rondo, the next best prospect available is clearly Batman. I trust Danny to make the right decision.

I hope we can make a trade for Blake Griffin's Kia Optima though. Good for a rebuild

I would rather have a demolition vehicle than the Kia. KG might have one for his hobby projects.

[hwangjini_1]

big foot?

lochness monster?

chuck norris?

those are nothing. reality beats those hands down. see this from 3 hours ago....

Mark Heisler ‏@MarkHeisler2h
Source w/knowledge of talks tells SportsCity report Doc pulled out is #Celtic ploy to get Clippers to offer No. 1--so this isn't dead yet.

and the farce continues.
 

[celtics2]

Doc sucks. Does he really have a say in the future of the Celts. Because if he does, forget the future of the Celts. The Man should have had 2 rings here.

[dreamgreen]

Big foot would be a terrible pick with #2... bust in the making. According to Chris Broussard and his sources, the Cavs have made it clear that they're taking Chuck Norris with the number 1 overall pick.

If we're obtaining the #2 pick in this draft for Rondo, the next best prospect available is clearly Batman. I trust Danny to make the right decision.

I hope we can make a trade for Blake Griffin's Kia Optima though. Good for a rebuild

LOL