It's late. I'm losing my mind. Feel free to add your slightly plausible ideas.
Assuming we trade KG/Doc for DeAndre and two late 1st rounders...
I like the idea of sending DeAndre to Portland for the #10 pick (i've been told they need a center and can absorb his salary)
Then trade Pierce to Dallas for Marion, Carter (both expiring) and the #14.
Dallas buys out Pierce...
Pierce signs with the Clippers.
Boston trades Rondo to Orlando on draft night for Turkaglu's expiring contract, the #2 pick and Tobias Harris.
Boston takes Nerlens Noel with the #2 pick.
Dallas signs Dwight Howard and then Chris Paul stabs the Clippers in the back by joining Dwight on the Mavs. LOLWUT. Clips fans nod their head knowingly ... call it "Elton Brand 2.0"
Boston signs Greg Oden... Both Noel and Oden sit out half the season getting into game condition...
KG retires for the Clippers mid-season. Pierce plays out the season at home in LA. Season is a disaster. Future Clippers 1st becomes relevant. Doc retires to become a broadcaster.
The baby Celtics (Noel, the #10, the #14, the #16, the #25) finish the season at the bottom of the standings.
2014: Draft Wiggins. Hire Bird as coach. Sign free agent Pierce with the vet min to act as mentor off the bench during his final season. Hire retired KG as a big man coach. Hire retired Ray as shooting coach. Noel and Oden both live up to the hype and become the greatest frontline in the history of the game. Wiggins is the greatest Celtic to ever live. All the rookies pan out into future stahs. Use cap space to sign LeBron to be Wiggins' side kick... Boston fans embrace him. Celtics win 82 games 20 years in a row. Fin.
Tankapolooza baby! It's back! The days of irrational Hope are here again!
Post of the day. Love the enthusiasm, and was with you until the word "LeBron".
I'd prefer it if the reconstituted team humiliated LeBron's team year after year after year in the playoffs until he retired a broken, disheartened man.
