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Ways to make KG retire/waive his no-trade clause [for fun]
« on: June 05, 2013, 05:33:14 AM »

Offline bfrombleacher

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Some here really want to get rid of the current roster and get PP, KG and Rondo out of Boston. With them being such giant cancers to the franchise's future, it's definitely wise to get rid of them as soon as possible.

However, it seems that a lot of you have forgotten the fact that he still has that [dang] no-trade clause. We can't make major moves with

So how about let's brainstorm some ways to get rid of this annoyance so we can hurry up and get on with our lives instead of lingering in the past.

1. Play Jordan Crawford 40 minutes a game and give him the green light to fire at will

This is what you call killing two birds with one stone. We start tanking early and often and KG will never ever even want to see a basketball ever again.

Plus, there's lots of drinking games to be had. A shot every time J-Craw makes a bad decision. A shot every bad shot every shot J-Craw makes. Basically a shot every time he does anything stupid. You're basically guaranteed to be hammered every game, and you'll want to be.

2. Trade Rondo and Pierce for [insert headcase]

DeMarcus Cousins, Josh Smith, Michael Beasley...

See 1. for why.

3. Clowns and plastic people

Get every anti-Celtic there is out there.

Get Dwight Howard. We'll implode!

Get Bosh!

Andrew Bynum!



4. Move all of KG's friends to the corners of the world

In the above deals, include a 3rd team, one that is extremely very far from Boston.

Let's move Rondo to Denver for McGee or something.

5. Fire Doc and hire that dude who coached the Nets briefly

We'll be going down to the wire against the likes of the Bobcats and the Wizards.

Doc will know exactly what to do to close out against our to-be rivals. Let's fire his arse.

The Nets guy seems clueless enough. Get him!




Those are just a few ways I've thought of off the top of my head.

Are there any other ways to get KG out of Boston so we can BLOW IT UP?

Get creative y'all!

To the future!
« Last Edit: June 05, 2013, 06:17:13 AM by bfrombleacher »
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Re: Ways to make KG retire/waive his no-trade clause [for fun]
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2013, 05:35:50 AM »

Offline LooseCannon

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Fire Doc and bring in a new head coach who cares less about defense than Mike D'Antoni.
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Re: Ways to make KG retire/waive his no-trade clause [for fun]
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2013, 04:08:51 PM »

Offline CelticConcourse

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Trade KG to some dump team.
See Cleveland. (no hate)
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Re: Ways to make KG retire/waive his no-trade clause [for fun]
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2013, 04:11:47 PM »

Offline BleedGreen1989

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Hahah this made me laugh. TP
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Re: Ways to make KG retire/waive his no-trade clause [for fun]
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2013, 04:24:19 PM »

Offline Sketch5

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Heres one way.

DA: Hey KG, going to bring Ray in for one more run.

 
KG:......................"Click"


All though in the real life version there would have been a couple more 4 letter words on KGs end before the hang up.
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2013, 04:29:46 PM »

Offline fairweatherfan

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Plant a few dozen thumbtacks at head level on the basket supports.
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2013, 05:08:25 PM »

Offline feckless

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Why would you fools want to disrespect Kevin Garnett..you think we are going to bring in someone better?  Someone with more heart, more determination, more loyalty...go troll someplace else!

Shut these children down, please!
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2013, 05:11:44 PM »

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Make the whole arena smell like Honey Nut Cheerios everytime Celtics play
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