I'll start.
I cannot stand the saying,
"I'll take _____ seven days of the week, and twice on Sundays."
For some reason, sometime last year, I started reading that and then hating sunshine. Really? You'll take it twice on Sundays? Given a choice between winning potentially winning a goldfish or buying a small cotton candy, you take the cotton candy every day of the week and twice on Sundays? Well screw you buddy, what if they don't serve cotton candy on SUndays at all??? WHAT IF THE FAIR LEFT???
How is, 'every day of the week and twice on sundays' superior to 'I want option A, and have no interest in option B'?? I mean..I appreciate color in commentary, but Come On. Sometimes, if they color you're using would've also been used to color the Brady Bunch's commentary, maybe choose a different shade of hyperbole, yeah?
I know that 'it is what it is', but honestly, unlike the emmy-award winning completely underrated show Family Guy, it really Grinds My Gears.