All those horrid horrid commercials with Charles Barkley. Charles single handedly made them just barely watchable barely.
Slipping hundred dollar bills into every refs pocket before every game
Giving Bron some pep from his personal medical stash so he could make it through all 4 quarters
Inviting Stern to a devil worshipping session at his mom's church, video taping it secretly, and then yelling "Aha! I got you now!"