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dog days of preseason ok? If you could have the physique of any Celtics player.
« on: October 27, 2012, 12:19:42 AM »

Offline arambone

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... whose physique would you most like to have? Not to make anybody uncomfortable or troll or nothin'. I've been playing NBA 2k13 career mode with the custom character design and fantasy life.

If you were walking down the beach, who do you wish you looked like physique-wise?

Chicks seem to like tall guys up to a height, and then it gets gradually less attractive for some girls. At what point does tall become a negative?

I'd say being 7' like KG and Melo could be pretty sweet. Maybe the sweetest. When the tallest guy in the room by far says something, people listen, lol. Many girls probably feel well protected dating a 7 footer.

Pierce might be the ideal height but still might be too tall for some desirable bookish girls.

Steve Nash has been linked to several beautiful women if I believe, and Tony Parker, and that euro dude who married that victoria's secret super star. Wade of course, and in general it seems that bballers over 6'6" don't seem to date celebrity babes like the shorter guys.

Long story short, I'm bored, and I think if I could play some future career mode version of NBA2k, I hope they let you walk down the beach with babes once in a while. If so, lol, I think I might prefer having the build of Avery Bradley, although a Rondo or a Chris Lee physique would also get you lots of reputation points and twitter comments, and probably even magazine covers if you're into that fantasy potential of 2k13 career mode. Better than multiple choice press conferences.

Awesome game though. No home. oh.







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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2012, 12:42:49 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2012, 01:31:45 PM »

Offline moiso

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I'd vote for Tony Allen if we can go back a few years.  He just looked so athletic.  Even when he was standing still it looked like he was ready to pounce on something like an animal.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2012, 04:19:42 AM »

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yeah t allen has some enviable shoulders/arms/hands/physique.

I think bradley has hollywood potential. Commercials styled like the derrick rose blue collar silent assasin type branding. Good looking like rose, defense like gary payton, and dunks that rub in his domination of opponents' spirits.
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2012, 08:56:13 AM »

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Michael Sweetney just gives females the vapors!
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2012, 09:09:43 AM »

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Quote from: AshyLarry on October 28, 2012, 08:56:13 AM
Michael Sweetney just gives females the vapors!
Oh, I thought that expression was the gas face.
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2012, 09:09:54 AM »

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You know, I hate to say it, but Ray Allen's body.

You can't argue that Ray stays in shape arguably better than anyone in the league.

If I could be 6'2" and have Ray's body, I'd be happy (Right now I'm 6' tall.).
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2012, 09:45:53 AM »

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Ray is a little puny though, but lithe.
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2012, 09:47:55 AM »

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i would have said ray if he were still here.
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2012, 10:19:13 AM »

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If it weren't for the receding hair line and overall hairy body I would probably take LeBron.  I already have both of those things myself, so if I'm trading up I want to get rid of those lol.

Dwyane Wade, got a nice mix with a GQ look and not too tall if you're just a normal guy.



But I also wouldn't mind Ron Artest, who would mess with that?

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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2012, 10:52:05 AM »

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The perfect height and physique to go about your day as an alpha-brah lady killer is probably 6'4" 230 lbs at 5% body fat... So yeah, Dwyane Wade...
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2012, 12:58:39 PM »

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Quote from: bdm860 on October 28, 2012, 10:19:13 AM
If it weren't for the receding hair line and overall hairy body I would probably take LeBron.  I already have both of those things myself, so if I'm trading up I want to get rid of those lol.

Dwyane Wade, got a nice mix with a GQ look and not too tall if you're just a normal guy.



But I also wouldn't mind Ron Artest, who would mess with that?


2 thoughts;

1. I wonder how many kids Ron-Ron has.

2. I feel bad for James Harden/ the Detroit fans that got in the path of his fists.
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2012, 01:03:47 PM »

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not bad..
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2012, 01:06:24 PM »

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Quote from: JSD on October 28, 2012, 10:52:05 AM
The perfect height and physique to go about your day as an alpha-brah lady killer is probably 6'4" 230 lbs at 5% body fat... So yeah, Dwyane Wade...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51w7hTYjUis

Haters gone hate the alpha dog.

Rookie edition:

I'd go with Tony Wroten 6-4+ 207, lithe body, and broad shoulders, 6'9" wingspan 5% body fat.

Although royce white has a boss build.
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2012, 01:16:24 PM »

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