How Can I Intentionally Ruin My Fantasy Football League?

[Donoghus]

I'd be looking for, let's say, "more harsher" ways of getting back at this guy than sabotaging some fantasy football league.

[SquishPCfriar]

The sleeping with my girlfriend thing was a joke directed at Ram because he was being a Jack Wagon. 

The commissioner is forcing trades through with his brothers team allowing him to stack up on great players.  We cant veto the trades or anything.  There is more too. 

[fairweatherfan]

Awww...well that sounds crappy too.  Have you tried talking to other owners?  Dropping out en masse will have a much bigger effect than doing it solo. 

I'd suggest demanding the trades and whatever other shadiness be reset and a new commissioner appointed, or you all walk.  He can play fair or gloat about his phony superteam to an empty room.

[Eja117]

Or you could just troll the fantasy message board hard.  I normally try to get into one or two fantasy fueds a season just to keep things spicey

uh oh

[Rondo2287]

Or you could just troll the fantasy message board hard.  I normally try to get into one or two fantasy fueds a season just to keep things spicey

uh oh

Don't Start with me!

[angryguy77]

The commissioner slept with my girlfriend

Yikes.  That really sucks, but it's not a great reason to submarine his fantasy league...I'm assuming the other owners weren't sleeping with your girlfriend, so why ruin things for them too?  Just drop out gracefully and avoid dragging a bunch of third parties into your situation.

Maybe some kind of more specifically targeted revenge?  Hack his email and "accidentally" CC your gf on a message unsubscribing from a bunch of fat fetish sites because "I've got the real thing now"?  I dunno, be creative!

ha ha I like that idea.

[Eja117]

Ask David Stern, I'm sure he could give a few pointers on how to ruin a league.

You want him to septuple the league's revenue and make it popular worldwide?  That doesn't seem in line with the OP's interests.  Although I suppose being able to sell his team for half a billion or so would probably be agreeable to him.

Are we talking about the NBA now or the WWE? I get confused

[Redz]

Don't commissioners have the right to sleep with owners wives / girlfriends like the Bad guy in Bravsheart?

[hwangjini_1]

Re: How Can I Intentionally Ruin My Fantasy Football League?

By listening to me.

[fairweatherfan]

Don't commissioners have the right to sleep with owners wives / girlfriends like the Bsd guy in Bravsheart?

"The problem with Yahoo is that it's full of yahoos.  Reinstitute the right of prima nocta!"

[Chris]

Don't commissioners have the right to sleep with owners wives / girlfriends like the Bsd guy in Bravsheart?

[KGs Knee]

I'm just curious why you had to beat around the bush, instead of getting right to the point in the OP.

Seemed like you were leading people on, a bit.

[MBz]

The sleeping with my girlfriend thing was a joke directed at Ram because he was being a Jack Wagon. 

The commissioner is forcing trades through with his brothers team allowing him to stack up on great players.  We cant veto the trades or anything.  There is more too.

Can you give us some trade examples?  Also, what is the "more"?

[indeedproceed]

Don't commissioners have the right to sleep with owners wives / girlfriends like the Bsd guy in Bravsheart?

Mental process:

"Man what's that thing called? That thing where the lords could sleep with anyone's prospective wife the night before their marriage, primenoctoral? ChevyPrism? Ah I will just read the rest of the thread and google it.

"The problem with Yahoo is that it's full of yahoos.  Reinstitute the right of prima nocta!"

[ram]

call me what you want but this is getting more and more absurd as it goes along.

The commish is always held to higher standards than the rest of the players. If he made 1 lopsided trade with his brother and the whole league wasn't screaming for his head, then I just don't understand what kind of people you are playing with.