True story. Top search result right now for Dwyane Wade? "Here's What Dwyane Wade Is Doing Instead Of Playing In The Olympics"
Best? Probably, "Flying in a private jet with Gabrielle Union."
Personal favorite? "Painting his toenails matte black."
Worst/most predictable? "Decorating his home with pictures of himself." Hey Wade, HOW ABOUT AT LEAST ONE PICTURE OF LEBRON? Ingrate.
Saddest for IP? Knee surgery rehab.