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Things you should try NEVER to do.
« on: July 10, 2012, 09:36:36 AM »

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I thought this might be an interesting topic, so I will start:

 1.  Try NEVER to sneeze when you have a mouth full of oatmeal and blueberries!
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Re: Things you should try NEVER to do.
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Try to eat the final bite of the goey center of a big cookie at a restaurant while your wife is holding a spoon and can reach you.
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Quote from: Jeff on July 10, 2012, 10:38:37 AM
say never
so...you think there might be an occasion when you should try to sneeze with oatmeal and blueberries in your mouth?  
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Quote from: thirstyboots18 on July 10, 2012, 10:45:56 AM
Quote from: Jeff on July 10, 2012, 10:38:37 AM
say never
so...you think there might be an occasion when you should try to sneeze with oatmeal and blueberries in your mouth?  
If Lebron James is sitting across from you maybe?
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Quote from: action781 on July 10, 2012, 10:54:00 AM
Quote from: thirstyboots18 on July 10, 2012, 10:45:56 AM
Quote from: Jeff on July 10, 2012, 10:38:37 AM
say never
so...you think there might be an occasion when you should try to sneeze with oatmeal and blueberries in your mouth?  
If Lebron James is sitting across from you maybe?
ha ha ha.  Blueberries or not, you should never sit anywhere near Lebron James.  ( talk about torture...)
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I told my fiance last night that our upcoming wedding was 'making her act crazy'.

I suggest you never tell my fiance, or yours, if you're fool enough to acquire one, that my or anyone else's wedding is 'making them act crazy'.

Cuz you haven't even seen crazy til you tell a crazy woman she's acting crazy.
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Quote from: IndeedProceed on July 10, 2012, 11:11:46 AM
I told my fiance last night that our upcoming wedding was 'making her act crazy'.

I suggest you never tell my fiance, or yours, if you're fool enough to acquire one, that my or anyone else's wedding is 'making them act crazy'.

Cuz you haven't even seen crazy til you tell a crazy woman she's acting crazy.

Ha, my girlfriend of 3+ years got mad at me the other day for not telling her that she was getting mad over nothing.  She then proceeded to tell me that it was my job to tell her that she was getting upset over something that wasnt a big deal.

All I could think of was,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0
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