Things you should try NEVER to do.

[Yoki_IsTheName]

Try to imitate a professional wrestler.

NOOOOO!

I like doing the Dolph Ziggler show off entrance...

[Aeacus]

Try to eat the final bite of the goey center of a big cookie at a restaurant while your wife is holding a spoon and can reach you.

Hey you stole mine!

[Fafnir]

Try to eat the final bite of the goey center of a big cookie at a restaurant while your wife is holding a spoon and can reach you.

Hey you stole mine!

Ha!

Well its better than any of my own stories  .

[ManUp]

Go last.

[Celtics4ever]

Pee or Spit into the wind are bad ideas.

[Donoghus]

Drive straight through the night alone from Chicago to Boston (16.5 hrs) without stopping to rest or sleep.   

[Rondo2287]

Drive straight through the night alone from Chicago to Boston (16.5 hrs) without stopping to rest or sleep.   

That sounds brutal, I have done Outerbanks to Boston in one day but that was split with my Gf.  Roughly 80% me driving 20% but still brutal

[indeedproceed]

Drive straight through the night alone from Chicago to Boston (16.5 hrs) without stopping to rest or sleep.    

I once drove from Upstate NY to Portland ME in the evening, dropped off my brother, got a small meal and a beer, and turned around.

16 hours of driving in 18 hours real time. Pretty brutal. Truckers are crazy, I almost died.

[Donoghus]

Drive straight through the night alone from Chicago to Boston (16.5 hrs) without stopping to rest or sleep.   

That sounds brutal, I have done Outerbanks to Boston in one day but that was split with my Gf.  Roughly 80% me driving 20% but still brutal

One of the dumbest things I've ever done.  

Just wanted to get home for my first Thanksgiving after moving out here plus I was getting rid of my car and had to do the drive.

[letsgoblue86]

Attend a Justin Bieber concert.

[Bahku]

Drive straight through the night alone from Chicago to Boston (16.5 hrs) without stopping to rest or sleep.    

That sounds brutal, I have done Outerbanks to Boston in one day but that was split with my Gf.  Roughly 80% me driving 20% but still brutal

One of the dumbest things I've ever done.  

Just wanted to get home for my first Thanksgiving after moving out here plus I was getting rid of my car and had to do the drive.

Ah, horror stories on the road ... played a gig once at King Henry's in Caribou, ME, finished playing at 1AM, packed up a van and a trailer, left Caribou around 3AM in a snow storm with four other musicians crammed into the front of the van, (towing the trailer, heater was broken), and drove non-stop, (except the obvious reason), to Miami.

I actually drove all but the last six hours as I have a trust issue with others driving, (especially in bad weather), but had to relinquish the wheel when I kept slamming the brakes on for deer in the road that weren't actually there. (This is not remotely the worst band experience I've had ... sometime I'll share the Guam story and Thule, Greenland).

I'm sure other musicians here can relate. Yeah, it is just like Blues Brothers and Spinal Tap at times ... and worse.

[Army_of_One_Nation]

Trust your healthcare to the VA.

[Kane3387]

Try to turn a h0 into a housewife

[oldmanspeaks]

1. Never try and keep two women happy at the same time (doesn't matter if it two girlfriends, mother and daughter, mother and girlfriend, etc.
2. Never ever tell a woman she is overreacting unless you REALLY want to see some overreaction.

[Yoki_IsTheName]

Attend a Justin Bieber concert.

and Nickelback.