For wrestler, I select GEORGE, THE ANIMAL, STEELE

Like my last pick, John Smith, Steele was a master of technical wrestling. With his chiseled physique, legendary agility, herculian strength, and Victorian sportsmanship, no man has better exemplified his proud profession than The Animal.
As Roger Clemens and Joel Peralta have recently reminded us, no one cares about a
Edited. Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline. on steroids but everyone loves a creative cheater. No one knew this better than George, who was most famous for eating the pads off of the corner turnbuckle before smashing his opponents head into the unprotected post.
If you still aren't convinced, consider forwarding to 3:30 of the following:
http://www.youtube.com/v/YWaP7MLy6Lg?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0