I'm not going to go all Thought Police on Lackey. What I am going to say is he's whiny, overpaid, spoiled, bratty, pitcher who doesn't get the job done and then goes off and uses language I don't want to use or my kid.
If you're going to be like that at least win, but he can't even do that. I'm not going to go all Tebow on you here. But I am going to say he doesn't deserve to be on the Red Sox and Red Sox fans don't deserve Lackey. Give him some cheap wine, some french cheese, a tiny violin, and when he turns around kick him.