I don't know if anyone mentioned it, but I would LOVE for Fesenko to join the Celtics. He's not only a big body, he's a huge body. A decent rebounder, and finally someone big enough to defend the paint effectively
Even though he was old and on his way out, Shaq did a pretty good job at defending the paint when he was on the Celtics. Shaq wasn't quick enough to chase a snail, but he was big