Don't be shocked if I win the lottery tonight. I haven't bought the ticket yet, but I'm thinking about it, and there's a good chance I could come away with the jackpot.
I think we have a breaking news story. If I had a twitter account, I'd post something like, "CelticsBlogger, Lucky17, hits jackpot on lottery." It'd be off and running.
No, no, that's all wrong. The correct phrasing is "CelticsBlogger Lucky17 hits jackpot on lottery?" with a tinyurl link to your crappy blog. It's all about the question mark.
Sick media burn.
If there were more basketball nerd fans out there, we could start a killer meme, dude.

Why is the wheelchair dude from X-Men reporting on trade rumors?