« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2011, 05:25:00 PM »
Back up for a second, dude.
"For Christmas I got my girlfriend a refurbed Dyson Ball vacuum."
Am I the only one who sees a *major* problem with this statement? You buying her an ironing board as well?
Haha I know it doesnt sound that great, but she has been fawning over the dyson ball vacuums for the past 2 years, and our current vacuum is pretty terrible.
Actually the other day, she asked me what I wanted for christmas and I said I dunno, and she was like, well don't you want to know what I want? and I said, "I already ordered your present, it just hasnt come yet." and completely unprompted she says, "Is it a dyson!?!"
So I know it sounds kinda bad, but she really wants it!
Nice play there...
When I first read the opening statement, my thought was you'd better try for a warranty on the relationship.
She may be playing along for now but don't be surprised if her attitude changes when she unwraps it. Most women would make a comment along the lines of "well, this'll be the only ball that will get any action around here".
My wife asked for a treadmill for Christmas...I am thinking it's a test...
When we purchased our house, the first thing we bought (you know after paint and stuff like that) was a treadmill. It is still the greatest purchase we have made for the home and that was 4 years ago.
I would just buy the treadmill now and get her something else for Christmas.

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