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Best. Roommate. Ever.
« on: August 25, 2011, 09:05:23 AM »

Offline JSD

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So this guy is moving out to San Fran and is looking for a place to stay. Pretty funny:

 http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/2549849730.html

(Link contains profanity.)
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Re: best craigslist post ever.
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2011, 09:30:42 AM »

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Thanks for posting, that was, indeed, the best thing I've ever read on craigslist.
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2011, 09:38:15 AM »

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Yeah I was trying to get everyone I knew to read that last night. Language is a little NS4CB, but it was so, so funny. He's got a Twitter account too that's hilarious. Sample: "It's 3 a.m., you're (crap)-faced and locked out of the apartment? Guess who's still up making nachos? Yup."
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2011, 11:38:27 AM »

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He doesn't sound like somebody that anyone would actually ever want to live with, but his postings are genius. 

Thanks for posting that, Jsaad.
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2011, 12:48:13 PM »

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Quote from: Celtics18 on August 25, 2011, 11:38:27 AM
He doesn't sound like somebody that anyone would actually ever want to live with, but his postings are genius. 

Thanks for posting that, Jsaad.

I would definitely live with him... we would easily be best friends.
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2011, 12:56:21 PM »

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Quote from: MattG12 on August 25, 2011, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Celtics18 on August 25, 2011, 11:38:27 AM
He doesn't sound like somebody that anyone would actually ever want to live with, but his postings are genius. 

Thanks for posting that, Jsaad.

I would definitely live with him... we would easily be best friends.

Me too, I told my wife she needs to find another place to live. I'm betting this guy would help me start a fraternity...
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2011, 01:15:48 PM »

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"Pictures of karate trophies" I lost my head
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2011, 01:26:27 PM »

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Quote from: Jsaad on August 25, 2011, 01:15:48 PM
"Pictures of karate trophies" I lost my head

Yeah there were two moments..the first one is 'oh, there's (crap) on the floor that isn't mine. I better not (mess) with it.' The second one was 'pictures of karate trophies'.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2011, 01:28:06 PM »

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And smother that crap in Benaise. EVERY. GOSHDARN. NIGHT.
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2011, 01:30:47 PM »

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Quote from: angryguy77 on August 25, 2011, 12:56:21 PM
Quote from: MattG12 on August 25, 2011, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Celtics18 on August 25, 2011, 11:38:27 AM
He doesn't sound like somebody that anyone would actually ever want to live with, but his postings are genius. 

Thanks for posting that, Jsaad.

I would definitely live with him... we would easily be best friends.

Me too, I told my wife she needs to find another place to live. I'm betting this guy would help me start a fraternity...
Good luck guys, I'd bet my life this dude is a sex offender/predator.
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2011, 01:33:04 PM »

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Quote from: IndeedProceed on August 25, 2011, 01:28:06 PM
And smother that crap in Benaise. EVERY. GOSHDARN. NIGHT.

I'm sure I'm not the only person imagining that post in the voice of Aziz Ansari.
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2011, 03:04:03 PM »

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Quote from: mgent on August 25, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: angryguy77 on August 25, 2011, 12:56:21 PM
Quote from: MattG12 on August 25, 2011, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Celtics18 on August 25, 2011, 11:38:27 AM
He doesn't sound like somebody that anyone would actually ever want to live with, but his postings are genius. 

Thanks for posting that, Jsaad.

I would definitely live with him... we would easily be best friends.

Me too, I told my wife she needs to find another place to live. I'm betting this guy would help me start a fraternity...
Good luck guys, I'd bet my life this dude is a sex offender/predator.

that's an odd conclusion to draw
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2011, 04:08:12 PM »

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Quote from: Jsaad on August 25, 2011, 03:04:03 PM
Quote from: mgent on August 25, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: angryguy77 on August 25, 2011, 12:56:21 PM
Quote from: MattG12 on August 25, 2011, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Celtics18 on August 25, 2011, 11:38:27 AM
He doesn't sound like somebody that anyone would actually ever want to live with, but his postings are genius.  

Thanks for posting that, Jsaad.

I would definitely live with him... we would easily be best friends.

Me too, I told my wife she needs to find another place to live. I'm betting this guy would help me start a fraternity...
Good luck guys, I'd bet my life this dude is a sex offender/predator.

that's an odd conclusion to draw
Seriously?  Every single thing he says is an attempt to get you to let him into your house/apartment.  If he was looking for a place to stay do you really think that post was the best way to go about that?  Didn't feel real to me.

Plus it's craigslist.

At the very least it's a 50/50 chance.
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Re: Best. Roommate. Ever.
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2011, 04:11:32 PM »

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To be fair, I got a washing machine from craigslist once and it tried to molest me.
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See!
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