My specialty food is simple, awesome, and it lines your stomach.
'Pub Fries'.
Natural in-house cut french fries, fried or baked (your choice) to perfection, sparsely seasoned, topped with your choice of cheese, bacon, and/or gravy, with a choice of ranch or ketchup. Also comes in sweet potation, or half and half, if you're a chick or sumthin.
Its easy, everyone loves it, and it ain't gonna kill you coming up.