Best traditional bar promotion:
Thursday Night is Ladies' Night At The Stagger Inn!
-Come sing along as The Dan Band covers all your favorites, from 'Genie In A Bottle', to 'Total Eclipse Of The Heart, and many more!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIRiZsDObrU-First drink is free for every lady, and all Sex On The Beach Cocktails Are Half Off For The Sexier Sex All Night!
All Her Favorites, But Sung By A Guy Who Looks Like A Guy You Know, And Who Seems to Have Fun Doin it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwSOmP6r3DIhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk9-e2JnxIYYou know those songs you know all the words to, that you can't sing along to in public because you think someone's going to question your masculinity?
Well to be honest, you oughh, you ough, you ough...OUGHTA KNOW! (That its okay to sing along now)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C54lv2OlTwCome on down, bring your chick! If you're a lady, and nobody put a ring on it, come on down and get drunk listening to a guy singing songs you know the words to! But with swear words!!!
The Stagger Inn: We're a (freaking) bar, not a (goshdarn) theme park.