Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[StartOrien]

I'm sure I'm just late to the party, but for people who don't know: I did that on pixlr.com. Which is like a dumbed down photoshop that's really fast.

[Gainesville Celtic]

upon closer inspection, a few pre-Yelp questions for Edgar:

1. Are you telling me that after drinking many Heinekins and eating tons of raw seafood, i have to fight through 3 stages of Cirque du Soliel to get to the ONE BATHROOM in this 35-acre bar?!?

2. Won't the line to said bathroom prevent anyone else from getting in to watch any one of the 3 cirque du soliel shows?!?

3. I understand that this bar has room for 37,500 people, but are the ratios of 2:1 ladies:men enforced by Chuck Norris or divine intervention?

4. Regardless... why would the extra 12.5 thousand women come here knowing they are going home alone?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?


I'm glad this bar is in another country... I'd kill myself if any of my friends ever suggested going there.

[Roy H.]

"Can I see some ID?" - Blade

Haha.  This is fantastic, even if a bit intimate for my taste.  Can you say "fire code violation"?

[StartOrien]

"Can I see some ID?" - Blade

Haha.  This is fantastic, even if a bit intimate for my taste.  Can you say "fire code violation"?

Oh. Forgot to tell you guys, I'm the only one allowed in the bar.

[Roy H.]

3. I understand that this bar has room for 37,500 people, but are the ratios of 2:1 ladies:men enforced by Chuck Norris or divine intervention?

Aren't "Chuck Norris" and "divine intervention" the same thing?

4. Regardless... why would the extra 12.5 thousand women come here knowing they are going home alone?

Well, ladies love a good competition, right?  Plus, with the Long Islands flowing, I'm sure people can get creative here.

I'm glad this bar is in another country... I'd kill myself if any of my friends ever suggested going there.

I would totally go to this place, but I'm neither rich nor cool enough to make the guest list.

[Edgar]

upon closer inspection, a few pre-Yelp questions for Edgar:

1. Are you telling me that after drinking many Heinekins and eating tons of raw seafood, i have to fight through 3 stages of Cirque du Soliel to get to the ONE BATHROOM in this 35-acre bar?!?

2. Won't the line to said bathroom prevent anyone else from getting in to watch any one of the 3 cirque du soliel shows?!?

3. I understand that this bar has room for 37,500 people, but are the ratios of 2:1 ladies:men enforced by Chuck Norris or divine intervention?

4. Regardless... why would the extra 12.5 thousand women come here knowing they are going home alone?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?


I'm glad this bar is in another country... I'd kill myself if any of my friends ever suggested going there.

1. Are you telling me that after drinking many Heinekins and eating tons of raw seafood, i have to fight through 3 stages of Cirque du Soliel to get to the ONE BATHROOM in this 35-acre bar?!?

Each area have their own bathroom but more than a bathroom the bathroom sign is the EXIT, if you have time to go to the bathroom in this bar you should better go out of here and look for the other bars around properly located in the south of the panda
You will have enough room there because theres noone there

2. Won't the line to said bathroom prevent anyone else from getting in to watch any one of the 3 cirque du soliel shows?!?

See No.1, and those are on first floor You have the balconies up, if I have time enough i will send you the 3D of this design too.

3. I understand that this bar has room for 37,500 people, but are the ratios of 2:1 ladies:men enforced by Chuck Norris or divine intervention?

Chuck is Divine

4. Regardless... why would the extra 12.5 thousand women come here knowing they are going home alone?

okokok I have the Light answer to that and the answer all guys in this draft want to hear
So i will just say girls love to dance alone.

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

I am just a  Panda with too much free time.






jajjaa roy answer chucks before me.


P.S. Dont visit?,. By the sea do you ever visit Fat tuesdays in Cancun, senor Frogs, Come on this is a Man Paradise PLUS 10000000
This is a save all your life for the lifetime oportunity

And yes Roy After this is ready I dont think I will be worthy of owning it.. Maybe I will stay home and operate it from my computer. jaja and just appear on the IMAX as a Wizzard of Oz face.

meanwhile I will



objects in cars looks more like the real thing than you ever thought

[Edgar]

[StartOrien]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ym0VF4eTWY x

[Edgar]

If you bought $1,000 in American Airlines shares one year ago, you won $49.00. If you bought $1,000 on AIG, you won $33.00 yIf you bought  $ 1,000 on  Lehman Brothers, u won $0.00. Ahhhh but if you invested $ 1,000 on beer and yo drank them all and recicle aluminum U won $214.00. Drink at Pandas at investment Thats the 401 Keg Plan.


Courtesy of Pandacracy Kung Fu and Zen Pub.
By The beach

Costa del Sol El Salvador

[chicagoceltic]

Sorry for the deal fellas but it turned out to be a crazy day of work.  Onto my last pick of the day...

For their 8th rd selection, Sam N Ella's chooses from Ireland...

Beamish Stout


I just couldn't have a bar without a true Irish Stout and I do love me some Beamish...

[Roy H.]

Beamish is a clear third place among Irish stouts in my mind, but it's still a nice beer.  A little more watery and a slightly less intense flavor than the other two, in my mind, but still very tasty.

[chicagoceltic]

Beamish is a clear third place among Irish stouts in my mind, but it's still a nice beer.  A little more watery and a slightly less intense flavor than the other two, in my mind, but still very tasty.

Guiness was going to go before I was willing to draft draught it and I was willing to take whichever of Beamish/Murphys/O'harrahs was last.

[indeedproceed]

Beers I like best that I didn't draft yet, by category, in order:

Best Overall Pint:
1) Lil Sumpin Sumpin - 2nd best 'new beer' I've tried all year.
2) Dogfish 90 minute -  a wine-like hangover, but worth it if you drink enough.
3) Two-Hearted Ale - I've actually never had this one, but I have brewed a clone of it, and it was the best beer I've ever made.
4) Guinness - I just love Guinness.
5) Murphy's - Its supposedly better than Guinness, but I've drank so much more Guinness than Murphy's, that I have a hard time remembering the way Murphy's tastes. I know its a really really delicious stout on par with the best of them...but I don't remember how its different than Guinness.
 

Best session-strength:
1) Guinness - The pumice stone of stouts. Blacker than midnight but light enough to float.
2) Smithwicks - the most consistently good pint you can get 'everywhere'. I mean everywhere. Well, everywhere that sells Guinness as a draft, probably has Smithwicks too. Its heavier, but its still awesome, and unlike guinness, it requires no skill to pour, which means unless its skunky, its never screwed up or disappointing.
3) Murphy's - everything I said about guinness. I really don't remember much about this beer besides I like it.
4) Pabst - I don't wear skinny jeans, I have problems acting melancholy or apathetic, but I still love this beer. Its a really good cheap beer. Would've been my 'cheap' selection.
5) Sam Adams BL - You're still the one that I, love...the only one I dream, offfff.

Best beer menu so far:
1) Dons
2) Gainesville Celtic
3) Lucky
4) KWhit10
5) Chicago Celtic

[Donoghus]

Thank you, IP.

The Racer 5 was a heckuva pick on your part (but you already knew that  ).

[fairweatherfan]

I'll be climbing that list rapidly in the next couple of days.  Book it.