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Top 5 places you wish you could have heckled?
« on: June 17, 2011, 10:11:57 PM »

Offline Eja117

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1 When Thomas Jefferson read "that all men are created equal with inalienable rights endowed by their creator"  -------The next day walk up.....So Tom. Does this mean you'll be freeing your 6 **** children with Sally Hemmings now?

2 The Decision ------ "Don't do it Bron! Don't do it!"

3 The Queen of England in her address to Parliament "1994 was not a good year for me"  -----"You live in a palace you leech!"

4 Did anyone ask Rick Pitino if there will be full refunds for Success is a Choice if the Celts don't win a title?

5. Walk up to any dictator and say "What on Earth are you trying to compensate for? I mean really? Tremendous power isn't enough?"


Extra credit....2 seconds after Bron gets his "Chosen One" tattoo.   "That will go down in history as the single worst tattoo ever"

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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 10:24:11 PM »

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It would have to be during one of Hitler's maniacal speeches to the masses.  Tease him about spitting and having a stupid looking stache and bad hair.
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 10:26:34 PM »

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I sometimes wonder if Simon Cowell had a really bad experience.  I'd like to heckle him but I can't figure out what would be appropriate

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Come to think of it, an all out celebrity roast for Hitler would be fun. 

Let Don Rickles have at him.
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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 10:32:28 PM »

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Your Hitler comment brings me to a distant tangent.

Do you think Navy Seal Team 6 and Osama with lots of blood will be a popular Halloween outfit this year?  Maybe just the college scene?
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Your Hitler comment brings me to a distant tangent.

Do you think Navy Seal Team 6 and Obama with lots of blood will be a popular Halloween outfit this year?  Maybe just the college scene?

Osama or Obama?

I guess it depends on what you're shooting for.
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Your Hitler comment brings me to a distant tangent.

Do you think Navy Seal Team 6 and Obama with lots of blood will be a popular Halloween outfit this year?  Maybe just the college scene?

Osama or Obama?

I guess it depends on what you're shooting for.
[dang it].  I keep doing that