1 When Thomas Jefferson read "that all men are created equal with inalienable rights endowed by their creator" -------The next day walk up.....So Tom. Does this mean you'll be freeing your 6 **** children with Sally Hemmings now?
2 The Decision ------ "Don't do it Bron! Don't do it!"
3 The Queen of England in her address to Parliament "1994 was not a good year for me" -----"You live in a palace you leech!"
4 Did anyone ask Rick Pitino if there will be full refunds for Success is a Choice if the Celts don't win a title?
5. Walk up to any dictator and say "What on Earth are you trying to compensate for? I mean really? Tremendous power isn't enough?"
Extra credit....2 seconds after Bron gets his "Chosen One" tattoo. "That will go down in history as the single worst tattoo ever"