Dissing Lebron James is fun!

[syfy9]

[BASS_THUMPER]

what is the reason why we dont lebron again...?...did he talk about yall momma or sumthin?

[Edgar]

Note on Lebrons Regrigerator:

Tomorrow is Fathers day
Dont forget to call Dirk

[Eja117]

Note on Lebrons Regrigerator:

Tomorrow is Fathers day
Dont forget to call Dirk

But if he goes to call him from a pay phone it will ask for 4 quarters and he'll only have 3

[KCattheStripe]

Note on Lebrons Regrigerator:

Tomorrow is Fathers day
Dont forget to call Dirk

But if he goes to call him from a pay phone it will ask for 4 quarters and he'll only have 3

1) Are their still pay phones?

2) What kind of pay phones are you using that they cost a dollar? Are they made of gold and the operator is God?

[Eja117]

Note on Lebrons Regrigerator:

Tomorrow is Fathers day
Dont forget to call Dirk

But if he goes to call him from a pay phone it will ask for 4 quarters and he'll only have 3

1) Are their still pay phones?

2) What kind of pay phones are you using that they cost a dollar? Are they made of gold and the operator is God?

I know at least one or two places there are pay phones. I think a dollar is long distance

[j804]

Note on Lebrons Regrigerator:

Tomorrow is Fathers day
Dont forget to call Dirk

You mean Delonte

[Army_of_One_Nation]

Note on Lebrons Regrigerator:

Tomorrow is Fathers day
Dont forget to call Dirk

You mean Delonte

I had to give you a TP for this funny one. Thanks!

[bdm860]

Apple is making a special LeBron edition iphone.

The only thing is...is it only vibrates because it has no rings!

[dark_lord]

lebron walks by a homeless guy and puts 75 cents in his cup.  the man looks at the cup, then lebron....then says, "[dang], lebron james.  no fourth quarter" 

 

[housecall]

lebron walks by a homeless guy and puts 75 cents in his cup.  the man looks at the cup, then lebron....then says, "[dang], lebron james.  no fourth quarter" 

 

tp,good one DL

[thirstyboots18]

The young man my husband mentors  got involved in basketball because me.  Last year he stopped rooting for the Celtics and, much to my consternation, started following the  Heat.  After Dallas won the championship he called me and said:

"There is no I in team, but there are two in Miami!"  He was brokenhearted.

Now I am over dissing LeBron and the Heat. Now I just want to beat them again.

[Mike-Dub]

The young man my husband mentors  got involved in basketball because me.  Last year he stopped rooting for the Celtics and, much to my consternation, started following the  Heat.  After Dallas won the championship he called me and said:

"There is no I in team, but there are two in Miami!"  He was brokenhearted.

Now I am over dissing LeBron and the Heat. Now I just want to beat them again.

He deserves for being a bandwagoner.  And yes dissing LeBron is fun.

[OsirusCeltics]

[LooseCannon]

I won't go into specifics here of how I might diss Lebron James, but I do sometimes make use of the following chain.

Lebron took his talents to South Beach.  South Beach is know for its strong gay community.  Gay male sex often involves two specific body parts.  Vulgar terms for those body parts can be used to describe Lebron James.  Thus, South Beach was the ideal place for Lebron to go if he wanted to feel loved.

Toss in a lot of filthy language and expand on the metaphor further and that's the sort of way I might diss Lebron James and Heat with friends over drinks.

Feel free to use that recipe, but be aware that some people won't take too kindly to it, so choose your audience wisely.