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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2011, 02:09:36 PM »

Offline letsgoblue86

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Why did Lebron cross the road?
Because he's always traveling.
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2011, 05:43:28 PM »

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LOL why on earth would you try to defend lechoke's honour in a thread with this title??!

TP for effort.
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2011, 08:20:36 PM »

Offline LooseCannon

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I heard Lebron is going Hollywood this summer.  He's up for the role of the Tin Man in a new version of The Wizard of Oz.  The director thinks he is a natural fit for a character who needs heart.
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 08:42:39 PM »

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Quote from: letsgoblue86 on June 14, 2011, 02:09:36 PM
Why did Lebron cross the road?


To bring his talents to the other side  :)
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2011, 08:47:44 PM »

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Mine's kinda the same as yours: I play like an MVP, I got as many rings as LeBron.
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2011, 09:00:24 PM »

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Hookers have a new special called the Lebron. For an extra $50 they will choke. (from David Letterman)

From Google:

LeBron opened up a pizza shop, but it quickly closed down because he wouldn't deliver.

LeBron will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a title.

Matisyahu is not the only king without a crown.

Why did LeBron always work the day-shift at Target? Because he didn't want to close.

What do LeBron James and Miami have in common? You can abbreviate them with MIA.

What's the difference between McDonalds and Deshawn Stevenson? One has served over 99 billion, while the other just served LeBron.





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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2011, 09:36:17 PM »

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What does Lebron have in common with a clean tub -- neither has a ring.

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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2011, 09:37:05 PM »

Offline slamtheking

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Quote from: barefacedmonk on June 14, 2011, 09:00:24 PM
Hookers have a new special called the Lebron. For an extra $50 they will choke. (from David Letterman)

From Google:

LeBron opened up a pizza shop, but it quickly closed down because he wouldn't deliver.

LeBron will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a title.

Matisyahu is not the only king without a crown.

Why did LeBron always work the day-shift at Target? Because he didn't want to close.

What do LeBron James and Miami have in common? You can abbreviate them with MIA.

What's the difference between McDonalds and Deshawn Stevenson? One has served over 99 billion, while the other just served LeBron.






TP for the video -- loved it.
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2011, 09:44:54 PM »

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How is Lebron like Frodo Baggins?

Frodo disappears when he wears his ring, Lebron disappears on his way to getting his ring.
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2011, 10:31:51 PM »

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What's the difference between Lebron and Dirk?  Dirk is a really good basketball player.
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2011, 08:39:28 PM »

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Not specifically Lebron, but Mad Magazine has some Miami Heat humor.
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« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2011, 08:51:40 PM »

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If you ask Lebron James for a dollar, he only gives you 75 cents. He never gives you the 4th quarter
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2011, 09:21:21 PM »

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after the nba..james could get a job being a brick layer

lebrons hair so nappy Wilson couldnt Pickett

lebron so slow it takes him an hour to make minute rice

lebron head so big that when he wears that head band he looks like saturn..

*drankin*
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2011, 09:42:37 PM »

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What's the difference between Lebron and Charlie Sheen.  
Charlie's knows about "winning".
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Re: Lebron joke compilation
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2011, 09:44:23 PM »

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Quote from: nickagneta on June 14, 2011, 09:44:54 PM
How is Lebron like Frodo Baggins?

Frodo disappears when he wears his ring, Lebron disappears on his way to getting his ring.


that tickled me a lil bit~
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