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Lebron joke compilation
« on: June 14, 2011, 10:32:17 AM »

Offline Chelm

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Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.


Yesterday was Lebron James Day in Dallas. Everyone in the city was allowed to take the last 12 minutes of the work day off.


When you're feeling down just remember you have as many NBA championship rings as Lebron James.

I saw LeBron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said where's the rest? He replied “I don't have a 4th quarter.”


LeBron James is set to release his own line of headphones. The sound quality is amazing as it has no ring.


LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.


What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.


Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He's not good in the clutch.


The new movie called "the fourth" will star LeBron James as the invisible man.


Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because he can't pass the finals.


What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.


Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 10:53:11 AM »

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When you're feeling down just remember you have as many NBA championship rings as Lebron James.

LOL, instant facebook status. The list was great, TP
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 11:07:38 AM »

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Quote from: Chelm on June 14, 2011, 10:32:17 AM

Yesterday was Lebron James Day in Dallas. Everyone in the city was allowed to take the last 12 minutes of the work day off.

I saw LeBron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said where's the rest? He replied “I don't have a 4th quarter.”


TP, that is really funny
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 11:15:03 AM »

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Quote from: TheTruthFot18 on June 14, 2011, 10:53:11 AM
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When you're feeling down just remember you have as many NBA championship rings as Lebron James.

LOL, instant facebook status. The list was great, TP

sorry, NEED to copy this. :D  TP too
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 11:40:54 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 12:09:26 PM »

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This has got to be the best Lebron joke so far. TP for you sir!
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2011, 12:10:11 PM »

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When Lebron James and Wade were coughing to make fun of Dirk being sick, they were really choking....
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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

oops, wrong thread...

Um...Did you hear Hoover has a new vacuum cleaner called the Lebron?

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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 12:38:39 PM »

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If Lebron had stayed in Ohio he couldve bought a ring from Tyrell Pryor
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How many Lebrons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1 to hold the bulb in the socket while the whole world revolves around him.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2011, 01:16:22 PM »

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Hey! Lebron James is no joke!  He's a serious player! This guy is seriously in line for GOAT. I mean he's only like 27 for crying out loud. Nobody great ever achieved anything in the league until after they were 27.  Why are we all down on this guy?  Why is everyone so impatient? Why don't people believe in this guy?   This guy is really really good. 

Seriously. The whole Lebron is a joke thing has got to stop.  This guy is a truly great basketball player.

We should know. We're Celtics fans. We've seen lots of great basketball players over the years and recently. Bill Russell. Larry Bird. Paul Pierce. KG, Rondo, DJ, McHale, Ray, Cousy, Cowens.

Lebron is just as good as those guys. He'll get there. He's only 27!  Cmon.  You gotta give credit where credit is due!  He's only 27! 
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2011, 01:20:46 PM »

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The college one was my favorite.
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2011, 01:22:05 PM »

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Quote from: Redz on June 14, 2011, 12:44:44 PM
How many Lebrons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1 to hold the bulb in the socket while the whole world revolves around him.
Loved that one. TP
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2011, 01:25:34 PM »

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Quote from: eja117 on June 14, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
Hey! Lebron James is no joke!  He's a serious player! This guy is seriously in line for GOAT. I mean he's only like 27 for crying out loud. Nobody great ever achieved anything in the league until after they were 27.  Why are we all down on this guy?  Why is everyone so impatient? Why don't people believe in this guy?   This guy is really really good.  

Seriously. The whole Lebron is a joke thing has got to stop.  This guy is a truly great basketball player.

We should know. We're Celtics fans. We've seen lots of great basketball players over the years and recently. Bill Russell. Larry Bird. Paul Pierce. KG, Rondo, DJ, McHale, Ray, Cousy, Cowens.

Lebron is just as good as those guys. He'll get there. He's only 27!  Cmon.  You gotta give credit where credit is due!  He's only 27!  

Check your stats...

Off the top of my head I know these guys all had rings before 27....

Bird, McHale, Magic, Russell, Rondo (since he was on your list)...

I know I'm missing a ton, but don't forget those people all went to college...

We talk about KG as much older than he is because of the milage on his legs...

Lebron has been in the league 8 years already...

At that point Bird had 3 and I believe Magic had 4...

And then there was Russell...enough said...
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2011, 01:35:22 PM »

Offline Chelm

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Quote from: eja117 on June 14, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
Hey! Lebron James is no joke!  He's a serious player! This guy is seriously in line for GOAT. I mean he's only like 27 for crying out loud. Nobody great ever achieved anything in the league until after they were 27.  Why are we all down on this guy?  Why is everyone so impatient? Why don't people believe in this guy?   This guy is really really good. 

Seriously. The whole Lebron is a joke thing has got to stop.  This guy is a truly great basketball player.

We should know. We're Celtics fans. We've seen lots of great basketball players over the years and recently. Bill Russell. Larry Bird. Paul Pierce. KG, Rondo, DJ, McHale, Ray, Cousy, Cowens.

Lebron is just as good as those guys. He'll get there. He's only 27!  Cmon.  You gotta give credit where credit is due!  He's only 27! 
Also, they're just jokes.
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