I just did a double take at the "Miami retired Jordan's jersey" bit and had to do some quick research. Not only was it among the first Heat jerseys to be retired, it was the freaking FIRST one in franchise history! The first jersey they ever retired was of someone that never played for them, isn't from there, and never had anything to do with the organization ever, apart from maybe smacking them out of the playoffs a few times. That is one of the most pathetic things I've ever learned.