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Dallas can't win it and it is Novinski's fault!
« on: May 23, 2011, 11:48:38 AM »

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Before the game yesterday, Novinski was doing his stretches and his armpit was exposed and guess what?  he shaves his armpits...My position is that a team who's top player is shaving his armpits doesn't have a chance to win the championship!   Now seriously what is up with this athlete shaving his pits, is he too focused on getting the ladies or is there some advantage to having stubble in the armpit?
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Re: Dallas can't win it and it is Novinski's fault!
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Re: Dallas can't win it and it is Novinski's fault!
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Before the game yesterday, Novinski was doing his stretches and his armpit was exposed and guess what?  he shaves his armpits...My position is that a team who's top player is shaving his armpits doesn't have a chance to win the championship!   Now seriously what is up with this athlete shaving his pits, is he too focused on getting the ladies or is there some advantage to having stubble in the armpit?
 :D

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Back to wanting Joe fired.

Re: Dallas can't win it and it is Novinski's fault!
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 11:58:07 AM »

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Novinski?
you got me on that one...i can't spell his darn name!  nowitzki! nowitzki! nowitzki!

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I'm trying to think of a team whose best player doesn't shave/trim his armpit hair in the NBA. Having trouble thinking of ANY. The hairy pit era of the NBA went the way of short shorts long ago.

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2011, 12:13:48 PM »

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I'm trying to think of a team whose best player doesn't shave/trim his armpit hair in the NBA. Having trouble thinking of ANY. The hairy pit era of the NBA went the way of short shorts long ago.
wow if that is true, i haven't been noticing....so why are they shaving their pits, if it is true?

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I feel like the OP varies between making great points and the best points.

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I'm trying to think of a team whose best player doesn't shave/trim his armpit hair in the NBA. Having trouble thinking of ANY. The hairy pit era of the NBA went the way of short shorts long ago.
wow if that is true, i haven't been noticing....so why are they shaving their pits, if it is true?
Some people trim pubic hair nowadays too ::)

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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2011, 12:45:29 PM »

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Well, he's obviously in a better spot to win it then the Celtics are, so maybe the C's should start shaving their armpits?
do it

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Re: Dallas can't win it and it is Novinski's fault!
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Hairy armpits are the secret to win a nba championship....who knew. We should sign this guy in the off season....say hello to banner 18.

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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2011, 05:32:25 PM »

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I'm trying to think of a team whose best player doesn't shave/trim his armpit hair in the NBA. Having trouble thinking of ANY. The hairy pit era of the NBA went the way of short shorts long ago.
wow if that is true, i haven't been noticing....so why are they shaving their pits, if it is true?
Some people trim pubic hair nowadays too ::)

i guess i should catch the train of modern times!   :P

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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2011, 06:04:00 PM »

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Thought it was pretty funny that the guys on barstool posted this after this went up.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/can-you-win-a-superbowl-with-a-qb-who-shaves-his-armpits/

do it

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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2011, 01:28:15 PM »

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Thought it was pretty funny that the guys on barstool posted this after this went up.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/can-you-win-a-superbowl-with-a-qb-who-shaves-his-armpits/


wow it is nice to know i have enough pull to begin topic of discussion on other boards...

well i must say that novinski and his shaved pits did a good job...i hope that he can beat lebron and his hairy armpits in the finals...