(In no particular order)
Wade's squirrel cheeks.
Bosh's face.
LeBron's grimacing after every contact.
Chalmers thinking he is good.
Mike Bibby.
Joel Anthony pretending to be Leon Powe.
Mike Miller's hideous tattoos.
Riley's salt-n-pepper slicked-back hair.
James Jones sorry excuse for men's legs.
Ilguaskas' statutory rapist's impersonation.
Spoelstra's beady eyes.
House not realizing he was only important for 6 weeks in 11 years.
Haslem being the last NBA player with braids.
Howard's goatee.
Dampier thinking he is (or ever was) relevant.
Dexter Pittman being drafted by them and still on the team.
Their uniforms.
Their arena.
Their "fans".
That they made us take 7 games to beat them.
