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The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« on: May 08, 2011, 01:19:46 PM »

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So, I did this in 08 with Sasha Vujacic, and it worked out pretty well, so I figured this would be a good time to do the same with Bosh.

As we all know, Chris Bosh heroically played last night with a crick in his neck from sleeping on it funny, and managed to muster 6 points and 5 rebounds, while holding his man to a mere 28 and 18.  Truly he is a warrior poet and deserves nothing but respect from we Celtics fans.

So drop off your favorite Bosh pics, clips, and quips here.  I'll start with his theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2--uG4QMlA0

A clip of the noble warrior taking one on the (extended) chin for the team:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9oInCQNzvs

And LeBron shows Chris what he really thinks of him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JgAOrAQDc

If anyone can provide the "crick in the neck" clip I'd appreciate it too.

Re: The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2011, 01:24:21 PM »

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I was going to submit the "Like a Bosh" video....but since that's already been posted..here is my contribution to this awesome thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTQdcA_VeRw
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Re: The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2011, 01:31:23 PM »

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Awesome thread.  I'm not sure that we, as a society, spend enough time making fun of him.   

Here's his postgame interview from last night:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ert30PiBf9E
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Re: The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2011, 01:32:56 PM »

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Great Thread! Bosh looks like an ostrich...that is all.

Re: The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2011, 01:35:13 PM »

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Awesome thread.  I'm not sure that we, as a society, spend enough time making fun of him.   

Agreed - I'm a little ashamed it took til after Game 3 to get this rolling.  TP for the clip too.

Great Thread! Bosh looks like an ostrich...that is all.

That is sufficient, TP!  I also would've accepted "like one of those weird Avatar cat people".

Re: The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2011, 01:45:04 PM »

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Re: The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2011, 01:59:03 PM »

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Found this on the Miami blog:

"Well, I guarantee that in addition to that "slightly pinched nerve," he's going to have a slightly jammed foot up his ass if he continues playing the way he did today."

 ;D

Re: The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2011, 02:05:35 PM »

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Making fun of Bosh?
Just watch his reptile-looking butt play basketball, especially versus KG.

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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2011, 02:14:25 PM »

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Bosh looks like a giraffe, too... ;D

but man, I felt sorry for the guy last night... having the reporters laughing at him, in his face and having no questions to ask him must be tough!!
"Life has so many hurdles. Some of them I've hopped over, some of them I've tripped over. The key is to get back up and finish the race."- Paul Pierce

And he did finish...

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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2011, 02:19:09 PM »

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 :)

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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2011, 02:26:01 PM »

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the guys at ABC (magic and 3 other guys who i don't know there names.)actually named Joel Anthony and the other third of Miami's big three. that should take the pressure of Bosh.

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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2011, 02:32:43 PM »

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Re: The Make Fun of Chris Bosh Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2011, 02:38:22 PM »

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LOL. I hadn't seen that flop against Boozer. O.M.G. How can anyone take this guy seriously after that? And his post-game last night? Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline.. Even the reporter couldn't resist laughing in his face..

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2011, 02:41:50 PM »

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He made the excuse that he had a "crick in his neck", yet Rondo played with a dislocated elbow? The term "soft" shouldn't even be the word to describe Bosh. He's in his own little category.
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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2011, 03:25:23 PM »

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If Miami decides to try and trade Bosh, he'd be a good fit in Philly because he's all cream cheese.
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