So pretend you're Oprah or something

[Eja117]

So let's say you get a new Tv talk show and you have to only talk to NBA players and you have to only ask them questions about their lives.  What are the big questions you want to ask that you could actually ask on tv (so no "Lebron. Why are you a superEdited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline." questions)? More like "how did that make you feel" type stuff


1. For Lebron......So you built a palace type house in the Cleveland area, and you probably aren't going back there any time soon. What do you plan to do with it? There aren't many people looking for an international airport/pad in the Cleveland area. Will your mom move in or will you turn it into a museum or a school or something?


2. For Kobe.   Now Kobe.  A few years back you had an incident in Colorado and you took responsibility for it and you tried to make amends. You bought your wife a phenomenally beautiful ring.  Does she wear it ever? When does she do that? Also what was the process for that? How did you come to that decision. Let's say it wasn't a ring. Would it have been a car or something?

3.  For Yao Ming. ......If you continue to get hurt will the Chinese government start getting involved in your post career? What will you do? Will you be on a Chinese sitcom or anything like that?

4.  For KG and Big Baby.   Let's say the NBA trophy was like the Stanley Cup and you could take  it home for a day. What would you have done with it?

5. For Dennis Rodman.  Dennis. You said on your last day in the league you'd strip naked before leaving the court. Since no team will sign you do you ever think about signing a D League or Euro contract just so you can go out on your own terms like that?

6. Sheed.  When are you writing that book about NBA refs? Why aren't you writing it now? What can we look forward to being in this book? Who will ghost write it for you?

7. For Dirk. Did you have to do that obligatory year of German military service? How did that go? What was your job? Did any of you Euro guys have to do that? Peja?

8. For Spree. ....how are the kids? Are they eating?



Does anyone know the answer to these questions?

[Jon Niednagel]

Pau, your looks have been compared to a llama and an ostrich. Which one do you think you look like?

[soap07]

So let's say you get a new Tv talk show and you have to only talk to NBA players and you have to only ask them questions about their lives.  What are the big questions you want to ask that you could actually ask on tv (so no "Lebron. Why are you a super****" questions)? More like "how did that make you feel" type stuff


1. For Lebron......So you built a palace type house in the Cleveland area, and you probably aren't going back there any time soon. What do you plan to do with it? There aren't many people looking for an international airport/pad in the Cleveland area. Will your mom move in or will you turn it into a museum or a school or something?


2. For Kobe.   Now Kobe.  A few years back you had an incident in Colorado and you took responsibility for it and you tried to make amends. You bought your wife a phenomenally beautiful ring.  Does she wear it ever? When does she do that? Also what was the process for that? How did you come to that decision. Let's say it wasn't a ring. Would it have been a car or something?

3.  For Yao Ming. ......If you continue to get hurt will the Chinese government start getting involved in your post career? What will you do? Will you be on a Chinese sitcom or anything like that?

4.  For KG and Big Baby.   Let's say the NBA trophy was like the Stanley Cup and you could take  it home for a day. What would you have done with it?

5. For Dennis Rodman.  Dennis. You said on your last day in the league you'd strip naked before leaving the court. Since no team will sign you do you ever think about signing a D League or Euro contract just so you can go out on your own terms like that?

6. Sheed.  When are you writing that book about NBA refs? Why aren't you writing it now? What can we look forward to being in this book? Who will ghost write it for you?

7. For Dirk. Did you have to do that obligatory year of German military service? How did that go? What was your job? Did any of you Euro guys have to do that? Peja?

8. For Spree. ....how are the kids? Are they eating?



Does anyone know the answer to these questions?

Of course, the biggest softball question is reserved strictly for Celtics. Surprise, surprise.

[Greenbean]

Kobe, how does Shaq's *** taste?

[Eja117]

Pau, your looks have been compared to a llama and an ostrich. Which one do you think you look like?

This is an excellent question. But I said Oprah. Not John Stewart.  jusssstttt keeding

[Eja117]

So let's say you get a new Tv talk show and you have to only talk to NBA players and you have to only ask them questions about their lives.  What are the big questions you want to ask that you could actually ask on tv (so no "Lebron. Why are you a super****" questions)? More like "how did that make you feel" type stuff


1. For Lebron......So you built a palace type house in the Cleveland area, and you probably aren't going back there any time soon. What do you plan to do with it? There aren't many people looking for an international airport/pad in the Cleveland area. Will your mom move in or will you turn it into a museum or a school or something?


2. For Kobe.   Now Kobe.  A few years back you had an incident in Colorado and you took responsibility for it and you tried to make amends. You bought your wife a phenomenally beautiful ring.  Does she wear it ever? When does she do that? Also what was the process for that? How did you come to that decision. Let's say it wasn't a ring. Would it have been a car or something?

3.  For Yao Ming. ......If you continue to get hurt will the Chinese government start getting involved in your post career? What will you do? Will you be on a Chinese sitcom or anything like that?

4.  For KG and Big Baby.   Let's say the NBA trophy was like the Stanley Cup and you could take  it home for a day. What would you have done with it?

5. For Dennis Rodman.  Dennis. You said on your last day in the league you'd strip naked before leaving the court. Since no team will sign you do you ever think about signing a D League or Euro contract just so you can go out on your own terms like that?

6. Sheed.  When are you writing that book about NBA refs? Why aren't you writing it now? What can we look forward to being in this book? Who will ghost write it for you?

7. For Dirk. Did you have to do that obligatory year of German military service? How did that go? What was your job? Did any of you Euro guys have to do that? Peja?

8. For Spree. ....how are the kids? Are they eating?



Does anyone know the answer to these questions?

Of course, the biggest softball question is reserved strictly for Celtics. Surprise, surprise.

I don't have the guts to ask Paul Pierce what it was like to be stabbed in the face 12 times or whatever it was. 

[wdleehi]

Davis, how come  when you fall out of bounds, you always land on the owner's wife?


Gilbert, have you pooped in other shoes that we do not know about?  How about other objects of teammates?  CD player?  Towel?  Drink cup?

[Eja117]

Davis, how come  when you fall out of bounds, you always land on the owner's wife?


Gilbert, have you pooped in other shoes that we do not know about?  How about other objects of teammates?  CD player?  Towel?  Drink cup?

Very very good questions. Especially if asked from an apparently caring point of view. Like "We need to help you"