I know you are joking Bankshot, so I wont address the BBD = machine comparison, since I think BBD is much more critical as the team's only backup PF and emergency C, then Sasha was as Kobe's backup.
Plus Gasol and Sasha are wusses IMO. Ever since I saw them playing at a $10 Black Jack table in Vegas (at the Mirage) when I was playing at a $25 table, I knew they were cowards.
I will say - the Lakers have not done a great job with the bench... the pennywise / pound foolishness (big contracts for the space cadet and Walton? Blake? Keeping Fisher... still?), yet letting a guy like Sasha get doghoused and run out (he was IMO one of their better wings) losing Ariza for Artest, etc.