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Re: Joakim Noah is.......
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2010, 03:10:33 PM »

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Quote from: Change on December 04, 2010, 02:49:21 PM
Adopted.

A DNA test would confirm my assertion. She is supposedly his 'biological' sister. I beg to differ.




They actually look pretty similar. If you took her face and hit it with a shovel it would look just like Noah's.
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« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2010, 03:10:57 PM »

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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2010, 03:20:35 PM »

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Quote from: Donoghus on December 04, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
...a guy you love to hate but would absolutely love if he was on your team.

Agree. Noah is annoying, loud, talented, cocky, and unique...makes him an easy target. But, if he wore green it would make him an icon.
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« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2010, 03:23:46 PM »

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Quote from: Rondo_is_better on December 04, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
Quote from: Change on December 04, 2010, 02:49:21 PM
Adopted.

A DNA test would confirm my assertion. She is supposedly his 'biological' sister. I beg to differ.




They actually look pretty similar. If you took her face and hit it with a shovel it would look just like Noah's.

Yeah, and if you denied her a shower for 2 weeks they'd pretty much be twins.  TP for the laugh.
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« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2010, 03:31:40 PM »

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He was born February 25, 1985 to French singer and former tennis player Yannick Noah, and Cécilia Rodhe, Miss Sweden 1978

hmmm, how does these two produce such an ugly kid =\...DNA test is needed =)
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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2010, 03:50:28 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2010, 03:53:40 PM »

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Quote from: Donoghus on December 04, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
...a guy you love to hate but would absolutely love if he was on your team.

Completely agree. 

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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2010, 03:54:19 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2010, 03:55:12 PM »

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Quote from: IndeedProceed on December 04, 2010, 03:20:35 PM
Quote from: Donoghus on December 04, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
...a guy you love to hate but would absolutely love if he was on your team.

Agree. Noah is annoying, loud, talented, cocky, and unique...makes him an easy target. But, if he wore green it would make him an icon.
I don't really hate him. If anything, I respect him for being one of the few guys that actually stand up to KG.

I thought that those comments he made about KG were more tongue-in-cheek than people realize.

Noah is one of the guys I'd be happy to see in Celtic green after the Big 3 retires. Him, and Monta Ellis, before that idiot coach in GS kills him by running him to the ground every single game (yes, and you thought Rondo is playing too many minutes).
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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2010, 04:24:40 PM »

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« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2010, 04:39:04 PM »

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Quote from: Change on December 04, 2010, 02:49:21 PM
Adopted.

A DNA test would confirm my assertion. She is supposedly his 'biological' sister. I beg to differ.



TP,remember she has the luxury of wearing makeup.lol
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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2010, 04:52:12 PM »

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Sorry Rasheed was enough to have to endure. Could not take Noah in Green. Comparisons to Garnett are ridiculous. Noah will never be half the athlete that KG or Lebron are.

Joakim Noah is... just a big mouthed kid with size 12 sneakers and an over active adrenal glands.
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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2010, 04:53:41 PM »

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Quote from: housecall on December 04, 2010, 04:39:04 PM
Quote from: Change on December 04, 2010, 02:49:21 PM
Adopted.

A DNA test would confirm my assertion. She is supposedly his 'biological' sister. I beg to differ.



TP,remember she has the luxury of wearing makeup.lol

Who says Noah can't wear makeup?  I saw a guy last week getting the full treatment in Macy's from one of the makeup people (what do you call them?).  I stood there and watched in amazement.  LOL
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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2010, 05:03:42 PM »

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A freak of nature!

How does this guy bag Miss Sweden?
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« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2010, 05:13:26 PM »

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Quote from: Donoghus on December 04, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
...a guy you love to hate but would absolutely love if he was on your team.
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