hotter than Khloe Kardashian, and one of the best big men in the East. He could make the All-star team this year depending on who coaches it, and probably deserves to be on it since a few of the other top big men in the east (bogut, lopez) play for sub 500 teams. The exceptions would be Horford and Stoudemire, and I would expect either Howard or Stoudemire to be voted in as a starter. Noah is the player you hate when he's not on your team, but would love to have him (much like Varejao, but better). 70% energy/hustle, 20% mouth, 10% nasty hair that NASA may find new life forms in.