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Nate puts on Shaq's 22s. Goes to the other end of the court. Takes off dribbling toward the rim awkwardly in Shaq's shoes. Gets to the free throw line where Shaq is waiting for him(this will be the teammate dunk). Nate jumps into Shaq's arms and twirls them both in circles toward the rim as Nate double clutches wildly as he spins and finishes with a behind the back dunk. Shaq lets go and leaves him hanging at the rim in his shoes.....
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