Ask a Shaq!

[The One]

Ok, all you wanna be journalists.  Let's say that you are at Shaq's press conference tomorrow at 10:30am.  Your boss is hounding you to get something good.  It's very competitive between all of the papparazzi and you can only get one question in...

What do you ask him?

[manl_lui]

what will you say to Kobe if you were you meet him in the finals

[j804]

what will you say to Kobe if you were you meet him in the finals

He will ask Kobe how his opposite [private part] taste?

[Greenbean]

DO you plan on getting into shape this year?

[Quinn]

this thread sure is classy.

[Meadowlark_Scal]

Will you, and can you actually get in REAL shape to play this year, like before the season starts..?

[Roy Hobbs]

Please keep the maturity level of posts up, guys.  Poo jokes aren't really appropriate.

[Spilling Green Dye]

I would ask:

"What is stopping you from putting up 16 pts and 8 rebs a night on this team?  Because honestly Shaq, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't."

[17wasEZ]

I would ask him "......and what made you think making Kazaam was a good idea....." or "....did you really think you could rap?"

[indeedproceed]

"What triggered the recent trend, arguably starting with Karl Malone and Gary Payton in 2001, of legendary veterans on the downside of their careers leaving teams to chase rings? Has team loyalty completely been replaced by the dollar sign and or the promise of a ring?"

Yes, I understand that Barkley and Pippen did the same thing in the 90's and so on...but I'd like to hear the answer to the question.

[Change]

Please keep the maturity level of posts up, guys.  Poo jokes aren't really appropriate.

Poooooooooooo I mean boooooooooooooooooo!